I have 99 bottles, but a beer ain't one,
if you're having beer bottles, I feel bad for you son,
I have 99 bottles, but a beer ain't one.
Hit Me!

Once upon a time not to long ago,
when a person like me was so wasted though,
and it's more better to drink a 40,
than a little ass piece of shit,
so now think about it.
I love alcohol, I can't choose to ignore it,
and some of the alcohol, I can't really afford it,
so I pull over to the liquor store,
I heard, "Yo bum do you know why I'm stopping you for."
Because I'm young, I'm on crack, and I drink and smoke,
do I look like I smoke weed, Bitch I don't know!
I was drunk that day, I went out with some hoes,
"You gave head for some crack, and just stuffed your nose."
"Let me check your vehicle twice, let me see if you're drunk,
I have to see if you have 40's all over your trunk."
I went to the bar, it was only for a little bit,
the officer came in, and started searching my shit,
he said, "I can't wait until I catch that bum."

Because I have 99 bottles, but a beer ain't one.
Hit Me!