Song Parodies -> The Whore Song (You're Beautiful) *Copyrighted*
"You're Beautiful" Based on the performance by James Blunt
"The Whore Song (You're Beautiful) *Copyrighted*" Parody by Devin Robertson *Copyrighted*
The Whore Song (You're Beautiful) *Copyrighted*

By Devin Robertson *Copyrighted*



My life's not brilliant
My love's a bore
I saw an woman
I thought what a whore

She was dressed in mens clothes
She looked so confused
But clearly then i noticed, that she was a dude

Who does that?
Really, who does that?
That's very strange, you see?
It's hard to say, even though he was a gay...
he looked a bit attractive before... That is before I knew he was a whore...

His hair looked golden
he was a girly dude
I took a closer look
Holy crap his hair was glued!!!

It looked a lot like yarn
that was filled with dirt
when someone tried to pull his fake hair off, oohh ouch, that must have hurt

Who does that?
Really, who does that?
That's very strange, you see?
It's hard to say, even though he was a gay...
he looked a bit attractive before... That is before I knew he was a whore...

na, na, na, na
na, na, na, na
na, na, na, na, na, naaaaaaaaaa!!

Who does that?
Really, who does that?
That's very strange, you see?
although, you gotta feel bad, for the love he'd never had...
But i think the solution is clear, you don't have to be such a queer.
This song is copyrighted. It is on here only for entertainment purposes. Please feel free to post this to other sites, BUT DO NOT CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN. IT IS COPYRIGHTED BY ME. IF YOU POST IT ON ANOTHER SITE, GIVE ME THE CREDITS. Thank you :) -Devin Robertson
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Piss Ant - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I found some pacing issues with this, especially in the chorus. Could've used a little work. But the content is funny, I gotta give you credit for that.
mike - September 03, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - December 25, 2023 - Report this comment
I FOUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SOME PACING ISSUES ESPCALLY IN THE CHORUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COULD'BE USED A LITTUL WORRRRRRRRRK BUT THE CONTENT IS PHUNNY I GOTTA GIVE U CREDIT 4 THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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