Song Parodies -> What You Waiting For
"What You Waiting For" Based on the performance by Gwen Stefani
"What You Waiting For" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
i wrote this when i was 33. i started my site just before i turned 25. i am 37 and don't ask me what i'm waiting for...why don't you ask the record companies what they're waiting for, because i've sent them word of my www.jaggedlittledyl.com website of nearly 700 parodies.
what an amazing time
what a parody
how did the years go by
now i'm 33

tick-tock, tick tock, big cocks they rock
tick-tock, tick tock, big cocks they rock

like a tongue in cheek, trust not my stupid talks
my share of conversation partly tries to up you shake
what if they say that i'm a liar?
actually, i'm worried if the salt-grain won't show
i really care cuz it's my life, i'll ever want friends to take shape

"hey, dylan, your 'tude needs stoned"

what you faking
what you faking
what you faking
what you faking
what you faking for?

tick-tock, tick-tock, rich snob, dissed snob
"hey, dylan, your 'tude needs thrown"

like a homo-prider, you're misleading yourself
you know what's in your heart, why are you spiting your own face?
so accustomed to rejection,
your moment will run out and then you'll be all alone
i know i'm so messed up, how our society i fear
life is short, you're capable

look at your watch now
you're still a super hot queer male
you are a villian on your blog-rant
because you're making fun of gays' chats

what you hating
what you hating
what you hating
what you hating
what you hating for?

i can't wait to grow up into a man
get a job, a common brand
oh, sorry, no i don't
think man's life proves my worth
damn, i've got some bitchin' pride

look at your watch now
you've got your superstar ego
you've got no million-dollar contract
nobody's waving when you drive past...

what you waiting
what you waiting
what you waiting
what you waiting
what you waiting for?
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