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Song Parodies -> Anorexia
"Hollaback Girl" Based on the performance by Gwen Stefani
"Anorexia" Parody by Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
Yyyech, prissy bitch.
Scrawny whore. Got no meat, just ribs. You're too slight. Losing those pounds of fat. A twig, look likes we could snap you in half. Like an $18 crack whore, You're lank from anorexia! You're too lithe. The world is round, you're flat. So you get stuck down them cracks in footpaths. Like an $18 crack whore, You're lank from anorexia! You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp. You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips. You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp. You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips. I heard that you were starving, see. You're a skinny chick, fat-free Stefani. People see your scrawny white ass, getting ever the more tight, yup. You're a weedy little scrag. Gotta feed you fast. Gotta keep your lunch down, gotta bake you chow. Skin's tight like your bum-bum now. Getting ever the more slight, yup. You're too slight. Losing those pounds of fat. A twig, look likes we could snap you in half. Like an $18 crack whore, You're lank from anorexia! You're too lithe. The world is round, you're flat. So you get stuck down them cracks in footpaths. Like an $18 crack whore, You're lank from anorexia! You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp. You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips. You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp. You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips. You eat light food, eating diet peaches. Not sensible, you noodle creature. Gross to just want to be more thinner. You frickin' weigh eighty-one. Prima donna's lithe. Gotta shovel in more. Gobble cakes et al and some chocolates for you. Get wide, get your ass expanding. As Gwen Stefan' bites her lunch. You're too slight. Losing those pounds of fat. A twig, look likes we could snap you in half. Like an $18 crack whore, You're lank from anorexia! You're too lithe. The world is round, you're flat. So you get stuck down them cracks in footpaths. Like an $18 crack whore, You're lank from anorexia! You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp. You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips. You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp. You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips. Let me hear you say: this chick is cadaverous! (She's-a-thin-and-stringy-bitch.) This chick is too slender! (She's-a-slim-and-skinny-bitch.) Amen! This chick is cadaverous! (She's-a-thin-and-stringy-bitch.) This chick is too slender! (She's-a-slim-and-skinny-bitch.) You're too slight. Losing those pounds of fat. A twig, look likes we could snap you in half. Like an $18 crack whore, You're lank from anorexia! You're too lithe. The world is round, you're flat. So you get stuck down them cracks in footpaths. Like an $18 crack whore, You're lank from anorexia! You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp. You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips. You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp. You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up Your Vote Counts
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