I'm gonna go out tonight
I'm just looking to have a fun time
I know that I'll be fine
If I can just set a limit this time
I hate to admit
There've been times when I could have
Somehow it just goes wrong
Somehow it seems to happen every single time

Every time I go out drinkin'
It usually ends up with me heavin'
And the world would start to spinning
And I toss my lunch away
The last time I did shots of Jager
I woke up naked with a stranger
Every time I go out drinkin'
Usually ends up with me heavin'

We went out to see a band
They played all the songs we wanted to hear
I intended to pace myself
Had the vodka and the rum, and maybe a couple beers
Then it just took one big shot of Patron, and I knew I was through
They said I tried to dance,
I may have peed my pants
And I think I showed my boobs!

Every time I go out drinkin'
Usually ends up with me heavin'
And the world just starts to spinning
And I toss my lunch away
The last time I did shots of Jager
Had a three way with two strangers
Every time I go out drinkin'
Usually ends up with me heavin'

The last time I did shots of Jager
I went to jail for lewd behavior
Why do I always end up heavin'
Every time I go out drinkin'