Song Parodies -> Nudist Woman
"Redneck Woman" Based on the performance by Gretchen Wilson
"Nudist Woman" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Well I ain't never lived the modest way.
No I don't wear a bathing suit; I'd rather swim nude all day
In my back yard, or a river, or a beach in the South of France.
No, nothing bothers me quite like bein' told to wear some pants.
People look down on me, but I don't give a shit.
I'll stand butt naked in my own front yard with a baby on my tit,

Cause I'm a nudist woman; don't wear briefs nor bra.
And I thank my nudist raisin' by my hippie Ma and Pa.
When I run 'round with no clothes on, I wear sunscreen all year long.
Yeah, ever since my boyfriend got that sunburn on his dong.
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it clothes-free:
Let me hear a big "hell yeah" from the nudist girls like me!
Hell Yeah!

Porn stars and strippers... they look *real* hot.
But you can see the same damn thing at the nudist park; why not?
And we still look sexy. Yes, we're sexy, though we might be old and fat.
Yeah, my husband loves my saddle bags, and there ain't nothin' wrong with that.
You may think I'm nasty, think I'm a little bit "out there."
But you're gonna love the way I dreadlocked all my pubic hair!

Yes I'm a nudist woman; don't wear briefs nor bra.
And I thank my nudist raisin' by my hippie Ma and Pa.
When I run 'round with no clothes on, I wear sunscreen all year long.
Yeah, ever since my Daddy got that sunburn on his dong.
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it clothes-free:
Let me hear a big "hell yeah" from the nudist girls like me!
Hell Yeah!

Well I'm a nudist woman; don't wear briefs nor bra.
And I thank my nudist raisin' by my hippie Ma and Pa.
When I run 'round with no clothes on, I wear sunscreen all year long.
Yeah, ever since my Grandpa got that sunburn on his dong.
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it clothes-free:
Let me hear a big "hell yeah" from the nudist girls like me!
Hell Yeah!
Hell Yeah!
Hell Yeah!
Hell Yeah!
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James - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent parody
Daunte Lapree Carter - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
The lyrics in the parody so different. I thought maybe it would have been better if the lyrics closely matched the original lyrics in the song, but other than that, you are very good at writing your own lyrics. Keep up the great work.

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