Song Parodies -> The Bachelor
"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" Based on the performance by Green Day
"The Bachelor" Parody by Burnley Sad Acts
Miscellaneous name. We Dont Mean To Offend
I am a lonely man
The Only Girl Who Loves Me is My mam
Dont Know How To Talk
To Girls, Its Only me And I Am Alone

I walk this overpass
On the way im asked if i like ass
Where the couples meet
By My Fuckin self and I am alone

I am alone
I am alone

I am alone
I am a...

My mothers the only one that loves me dearly
No replies For a Sexy Love Filled Meeting
Sometimes I wish something out there will like me
'Til then A bachelor

Ro-bert, Ro-bert, Ro-bert, Roh-bert,
Ro-bert, Ro-bert, Ro-bert

I'm ringing the sex line
Its What I Do, Im Wanking All The Time
Pleasure is all mine
No-one else to do it, Im alone

Read The website page
Only one im looking for is paige
Check my underpants
To know I'm still alright and I am alone

I am alone
I am alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My mothers the only one that loves me dearly
No replies For a Sexy Love Filled Meeting
Sometimes I wish something out there will like me
'Til then A bachelor

Too Bad Too Bad Too bad Roh-bert,
Too Bad Too bad Too Bad

I am alone
I am a...

I walk this empty Place
Looking For Some Love, Im in A State
Struggling To Sleep
All Day the only one and I am a...

My mothers the only one that loves me dearly
No replies For a Sexy Love Filled Meeting
Sometimes I wish something out there will like me
'Til then A bachelor
I Like It You Have To Sing It Right Though. Doesnt Follow It Perfectly
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Lon - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Check out my version of this Green Day classic entitled "The Only One That Makes My Butt Explode"
Amie - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
hahahahahhahahhaahahhah paige lol
Chappois - January 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Lmao.
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