Song Parodies -> Wankin' Thinkin'
"Drinkin' Thinkin'" Based on the performance by George Canyon
"Wankin' Thinkin'" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Not my best work, to be sure, but it's a good idea if anyone can improve on it.
See that girl over there, everyone thinks she's hot.
You know what you'd do to her, if only you had a shot.
Well maybe you do, and maybe you don't,
But if you decide just as well
To tell folks that you've rung her bell,

That's just wankin' thinkin', dick seems larger in your hand.
Your sperm cells party, and your body
Believes you're with a hot girlfriend.
That's just wankin' thinkin', and here's where the trouble starts:
The more you wank, the sicker they think you are.

In exotic dance clubs, I see this stuff every day.
The girls turn on guys by kissing as if they were gay.
Or the dirty old codger with just fifty dollars
Who buys himself a private dance,
And thinks he can get in her pants.

That's just wankin' thinkin', dick seems larger in your hand.
Your sperm cells party, and your body
Believes you're with a hot girlfriend.
That's just wankin' thinkin', and here's where the trouble starts:
The more you wank, the sicker they think you are.

That's just wankin' thinkin', dick seems larger in your hand.
Your sperm cells party, and your body
Believes you're with a hot girlfriend.
That's just wankin' thinkin', and here's where the trouble starts:
The more THEY THINK, the sicker YOU WANK you are.
Yeah, horny, perverted, cum-stained shirted,
Wanker they think you are.
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