Song Parodies -> Do You Wanna Get A Blow, Man?
"Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?" Based on the performance by Frozen
"Do You Wanna Get A Blow, Man?" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Do you wanna get a blow, man?
This could be your lucky day.
I've grown up into quite the whore,
So come out the door,
What are you, gay?

We used to be just buddies,
But now I'm hot,
And you're quite the studly guy...
Do you wanna get a blow, man?
It doesn't have to be a blow, man.
[Go away, puta!]
Okay, fine!

Do you wanna get a blow, man?
Feel me tickling your balls?
I'll make you cum for me a load of goo,
And you'll be wanking to
My picture on your wall! (hello there, bone!)
I'm getting really horny,
Someone pimp me soon.
I'm watching my flower drip dry!
(drip drop drip drop drip drop drip drop)

[years pass]

Sleaze, I know you're in there,
Tainting the bathroom with your sin,
You're still a virgin and I'm dying to,
I'm spread out here for you, just stick it in!
It's not like you're my brother,
Sex for you and me.
So what would you like to do?

Do you wanna get a blow, man?
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