"Jeremiah wrote this song 2xs
Will the real Deron Ross please stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Deron Ross please stand up?
Deron Ross donÆt believe me

Yall act like you never heard a parody before
You wanna hear more like Mozart with his ear to the floor
Listening to the vibrations more than before
Cursing the verse he just wrote inside his head
ItÆs the return of the oh wait no wait your kidding
He didnÆt just make an old joke did he?
And Deron Ross said nothing heÆs too busy giving head heÆs out the closet
Lesbian women love Deron Ross l-l-l-look at him
His hairÆs like them he looks like them
Walking around grabbing his ass cheeks fingering you know where
Yeah heÆs a real queer-mo
He probably has a douche or two in his mouth thinking its juice
Its old news like knowing his favorite show is blues clues
Sometimes he just wants to get on the toilet and let loose
But canÆt but its cool for Anthony to give him a goose
ôMy bum is on your hands my bum is on your handsö
And if heÆs lucky he just might get him a man
And this is the message he sends to Iran
Please circle jerk around me ejaculate into a can
Of course he knows the force of intercourse
Cause he sucked through 10th grade
Started with Sizemore laying in the shade
Aint nothing but customers well some of them charmers
Who eat up people like Dahmer
But if he could fuck dead people in the summer
Then thereÆs no reason he canÆt give him a free hummer
He needs to sell his ass like a bankrupt farmer
Deron wave your used Trojan sing for Hulk Hogan
There he goes

HeÆs Deron Ross Yes heÆs the real Deron
All you other Deron RossÆ know whoÆs the boss
So wonÆt the real Deron Ross please stand up?
Please stand up please stand up
Cause

Weird Al donÆt have to cuss on his parodies to be funny
Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
You think he gives a fuck about a contest
ôHalf of you faggots couldnÆt even pass the test IÆm the bestö
But Ross what if you lost wouldnÆt it be sad
ôOh ho ho they could hand cuff me up IÆve been bad
And they could make me glad by sharing a nad
Shit George Micheals better trade me Bradö
So he can suck next to Elton John and John Doe
So he can argue that he is more of a hoe
He always loses at ookie cookie
ôI donÆt care I just did it all for the nookieö
You should download from Kazza a mp3
To show the whole world how you feel about R.D.
HeÆs sick of all you boys to men groups so heÆs set out to blow you
HeÆs been sent here to get to know you
And theirs a million of him who suck like him who just wants a fuck a him
Who have the same name like him have the same fame like him
ôOhh yeah na uh theyÆre not me But might be the worst thing never meö

HeÆs Deron Ross Yes heÆs the real Deron
All you other Deron RossÆ know whoÆs the boss
So wonÆt the real Deron Ross please stand up?
Please stand up please stand up
Cause

HeÆs like a blowjob to listen to
Cause heÆs only giving you
Things that you swallow with your friends inside you living room
The only difference is heÆs got the balls to slurp it in front of yall
And he donÆt have to catch his breath or stop at all
He just gets on the dick and deep throats
And whether you hear him sleep gloat
But heÆll leap colts faster than 90 percent of you horses out there
And you wonder how these guys can eat up those dicks so slowly
At the rate heÆs going, heÆs going to be the only person in the Catholic Church holy
Pinching preachers asses when heÆs jacking off with Jergens
And heÆs jerking but this confession isnÆt working
And every faggot is a Deron Ross lurking
He could be smirking at the ball court taking off their shorts
Jumping with the basketball rebounding coming down hurting his foot
With him tearing up and his boner put
So will the real Deron Ross please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand in
And be proud to be homosexual and out of it
And one more time loud as you can say this shit

HeÆs Deron Ross Yes heÆs the real Deron
All you other Deron RossÆ know whoÆs the boss
So wonÆt the real Deron Ross please stand up?
Please stand up please stand up
Cause

Ha ha ha
I guess thereÆs a Deron Ross in every fag
Fuck it let them all stand up
"