Song Parodies -> Arouse Yourself
"Lose Yourself" Based on the performance by Eminem
"Arouse Yourself" Parody by Andrew Woodard
This would be on the soundtrack to the porn vid, "8 Inch"
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To bang every chick you ever wanted - one porn shoot
Would you man up for it? Or just let it go limp?
Yo

His balls are sweaty, dick reeks, breath is heavy
There's jism on his pecker already, that's from Betty's
Lip service, but he's refurbished; he looks hard and ready
To fuck blondes, but he keeps on forgetting
To choke down, the cock ring slips around
He aims for her mouth, but the sperm won't come out
It's broken, how? Ain't nobody's soakin' now
The cock's flat out, just pull up your trou!
Snap back to reality, oh he poked flaccidly
No, he's no rabbit, he choked
His gonads'll be shown in no magazines,
Though he don't have it, he knows he'll go back to the
Soap and cold Vaseline, grope his bone passively,
Slowly grow massive, he knows
When he goes back to his home alone, that's when it's
Shag the Black Lab again yo, it's bestiality
Better go capture this video and hope his bone lasts him

You best arouse yourself in the pussy, your boner
Is swollen, you're just about to let it go
You're due for the cum shot, do not miss your chance to blow
Your gob o' jismy load; fuck in the limelight!
You best arouse yourself in the pussy, your boner
Is swollen, you're just about to let it go
You're due for the cum shot, do not miss your chance to blow
Your gob o' jismy load; fuck in the limelight!

The load's escaping, through this hole he's reshaping
This girl is mine for the taking
Make me schwing, I see a whore that, you can afford her
A normal wife is borin, with stupid condoms; s'posed to go score'em.
It only grows harder, Naomi grows hotter
He blows it all over her toes, it's all on him
Coast to coast hoes, he's know as the whoremonger
Low she goes, God only knows
He's blown never at home, she don't bother
He goes home and do you suppose his own daughter
Throwed her clothes off and rode her own father?
He's close to rock bottom, proposing bold sodomy
Moved on to the homo who blows
He's so gross, the old codger.
Yo, it's so hard when your hole has been sold
I suppose it's gold, partna', but the peep show's on
And your homies go watch her.

You best arouse yourself in the pussy, your boner
Is swollen, you're just about to let it go
You're due for the cum shot, do not miss your chance to blow
Your gob o' jismy load; fuck in the limelight!
You best arouse yourself in the pussy, your boner
Is swollen, you're just about to let it go
You're due for the cum shot, do not miss your chance to blow
Your gob o' jismy load; fuck in the limelight!

Yo, freeze frame, I'ma change what you call strange
Bare this mothafuckin tool, y'all, with two balls shaved
I was mainstream in the beginning, this dude's all changed
I been strung up and shit on and lubed onstage
But I quit whinin' and went right in the wet diaper
Best believe somebody's playin' the butt wiper
All the shame inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get a rise from my 9.5
Inch pecker, lyin' right beside of my wife; and I'd gladly
Demand a hot tramp who's tanned and quite ripened
And make porn movies, to show Michelle Pfeiffer, she is my type
And this dick is so hard, and it's getting even harder
Dyin' to please and scatter my seed, plus be the larger
Cock up between Deana Carter's legs and eat Madonna,
Lady Gaga wants some creamin' on, then two hits of marijuana
Crunk on the pot, then even gay is hot, and he's
Shot in me to the point, I leave a trail,
I've got to defecate a lot or jizz in my tail will rot.
Erection's my only mothafuckin option, to nail the spot
Wanna fuck you, cuz this male is hot to show
I will not go cold in famous twat!
So when I'm blowin' my shot, meat fail me not,
This may be the only porno movie gig that I got.

You best arouse yourself in the pussy, your boner
Is swollen, you're just about to let it go
You're due for the cum shot, do not miss your chance to blow
Your gob o' jismy load; fuck in the limelight!
You best arouse yourself in the pussy, your boner
Is swollen, you're just about to let it go
You're due for the cum shot, do not miss your chance to blow
Your gob o' jismy load; fuck in the limelight!

You can screw anyone you wish to grind to, man
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Captain Bootylicious - March 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Your best one EVER!!! :-D
Lon - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I agree!! You took this stuff to a "hole" new level, Andrew!

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