Look…a huge rack…nice butt…Hun, what you do to me…
My knees quivering, you're such a stunner…one woman…
Let's get rapturous…(Don't break a hip.)

Yo! Her arms are jelly, stretch-marks on her belly.
Your mother does resemble a relic… bum's appealing?
How perverse! Well, even more worse is she's half-elderly.
A hot mum? Body's been gone since twenty!
She eats All Bran, it's full fan on the can.
A pull on the chain but the turds still remain.
She yells and strains. Hell, the loo is filled with grain.
It's blocked again. I shrug… still my dame!

Bad back abnormality, toothless with cavities,
Poop is so carroty, broke the old lavatory.
So? I like challenges: hos who wear nappy-things. Gross?
An old hag, yes I know. Old-folk snatcher for sho'.
Disposed for nursing home, but so fab in old clothes.
Granny-o's lapping herbal foam laxatives.
Sexually active at home. Prophylactic split?
Better hope menopause holds up the 'ova flow'.

Ooh mumma! Who's a MILF? It's that beautiful woman,
She's comin' to get in leather cladded boots.
A fogey? Your mum's hot, on top here she has a stroke.
Your pop is furious, young guns say his wife's mine.
Ooh mumma! Who's a MILF? It's that cutey your mother,
No other could wet the bed without a hose.
A dotard? Her gums slop, I pop, guess your mam's a ho.
A lot of nudity fun starts when it's night time.
Ooh mumma!

Her scones: amazing. In a bowl, add the raisins.
This girl is fine when she's baking cakes and things.
Get our groove on to, Henry Fonda,
'On Golden Pond' is awesome,
Her juices running, pulse gets o'er dormant.
This oldie grows horny.
Fogey's clothes off and she'll show melanosis, these moles are all over.
Boasts the most-sewn torso allografted.
Post-op pockmarked her.
She knows she's grown larger from roasted goat pasta.
Her crows' toes, furrowed, echo like crevasses.
A folded nose from rhino, nouveau products.
She'll lose stones, adipose plucked, liposuction.
Her cute buns have been snipped, shmooshed and honed.
And those bosoms are jugs that are moulded by potters.
You're scolding my false idols? Gross? It's your mother.
She's a sweet woman, badda-boomp-da-boomp-ba!

Ooh mumma! Who's a MILF and a dutiful lover?
I smother her with presents and visit the Home.
She's bonnie, a hot mum in love with this handsome beau.
Hun, what you do to me… warm heart and my life shines.
Ooh mumma! Who's a MILF? Bought a new hip on Monday,
And one day I plan to get her a halo.
An oldie with sunspots, blood clots and her dentures broke.
But all her prunes are free, lunch farts are a right riot!
Ooh mumma!

This hot dame is a babe nearing old age.
Wearing lots of blush and rouge stuff hides up her mange.
She loves playing lots of cribbage,
And broodle games.
Then she's soon off for lights out to snooze all day.
When I drop by just to help wipe her messed diaper,
Best believe somebody's playing the nice guy for 'er.
Walking frame device, and I buy vinyls.
Rapt in five hours of whining on like a,
Hive on high-pitch reciting life as a child,
Her failed memory does tend to retell and render time mindless.

Yet, she's still groovy and full of high life, ah.
Kisses, divine!
And she's fine and so hot.
When I'm petting with your mother,
Writhing sea of blubber and gleet pus. She's a stunner.
Caught up between two of her knockers, hang down to her runners.
Racy mama's got a steaming body, too hot for me to handle.
Hey, what's she done? Your mother's hands have gotten locked on me.
A toyboy, I'm like a male blow-up. She's gone and played a hot,
Sweet friend just to bail me up.
But sex wasn't in my lover's book of options.
Help me out!
Mums' pulchritude is just bait to hook we fools,
I can not get loose from your mum's hut.
Oh, here we go to her cot. Please save me God!
This may be a show of rotten nudity to fend off.

Ooh mumma! Who's a MILF? Well I'm choosing ol' Demi,
Your mammy's emphatic- wouldn't let me go!
A phony who blocked up her grotness with masks and clothes,
Then slipped me rufie pills, unconscious – a wiped mind.
Ooh mumma! Who's a MILF? I'm refusing to fall for
Your mother, was not a friendly rendezvous.
Seducing this dumb tot with a succubus-like show.
Now not so cute for me, Mum's aren't always fine types.
Don't want 'em!

Mums can woo anyone they set their eyes on, man.