Song Parodies -> Long Hard Bone
"Long Time Gone" Based on the performance by Dixie Chicks
"Long Hard Bone" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Used to get my wild kicks from swingin'
Or lettin' sluts suck me for a thrill Used to think that passed for satisfaction Now I know neither ever will. Ended up drunk in a stranger's arms I'll never forget how he made me moan Tossed away screwin' chicks now forever And man, I want a long hard bone. [chorus] Love a long hard bone No, I aint licked a clit since I don't know when Long hard bone Shove it way up my ass again Feelin' bad for my wife and my children Didn't know 'bout the butts I drill Truth came out when it's Steve they saw me packin' Well, we might end up on Dr. Phil. Female form don't make me very horny I want a six-pack hard as stone All that chest hair gets my juices runnin' And Lord, gimme that long hard bone. Love a long hard bone No, I aint squeezed a pair since I dont know when Long hard bone Can you shove it up my ass again? I could no longer conceal, Man, I had to get real My wife got a few clues 'Cause my cock won't salute Lookin' for a pillow bite Scopin' ass every night Screwin' in my car Outside the local gay bar! Now, I have orgies in my new apartment Guys coming over just to bend and blow Havin' to be chargin' a fee for admission 'Cause my wife took me for all my dough. I'm thankin' my stars that I'm finished with pussy A hunk in a tank top is my dream date Whiskers to nuzzle, a tight ass to spank I think, I think, I think The best is a long hard bone No, I aint sprayed a snatch since I dont know when Long hard bone And I aint going back I'd rather long hard bone No, I ain't seen straight porn since I dont know when Long hard bone And I aint goin' back again I said a long hard, long hard, long hard bone Well I like a long hard.... Long hard, long hard, long hard bone Oh, I need a long hard bone. Long hard, long hard, long hard bone Yeah yeah Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Might end up on Dr. Phil... haha! or Jenny Jones!
Hey, Jones rhymes with bone - I definitely could have used that one too! :)
Hey there, Texy LongHorn!
Capt. B - I think that's a reference to the country & western nature of the song combined with a contrived phallic longhorn metaphor.
Well then, howdy, ;-) Thanks, Andrew! ;-)
Oops, my question mark symbol didn't show up after my howdy!
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