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Song Parodies -> Rid Of The VD
"Down With The Sickness" Based on the performance by Disturbed
"Rid Of The VD" Parody by Jeremiah McGlothin "No, I don't have any venereal diseases."
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Could you scratch that? Ah thanks Oh ow ow ow Oh ow ow ow Oh fuck Oh fuck Oh fuck Cumming deep in her cunt of sickness Penis had no protection (WhyÆd she give it to me?) It seems what she had inside of her Was slowly changing in me (WhyÆd she give it to me?) Looking at my own dick and balls When suddenly it changes Silently it changes (what the) Oh there is something dripping out now SheÆs opened up the VD in me Come on come on get rid of the VD Come on come on get rid of the VD Come on come on get rid of the VD Open up your dick and swirl it with a Q-tip Come on come on get rid of the VD Got herpes? Get up Come on get rid of the VD Chlamydia get up Come on get rid of the VD VD is the gift that has been given to me He can see inside me the herpes is spreading DonÆt say that youÆre okay to him (WhyÆd she give it to me?) It seems that all the peters she had Was inflaming in me (WhyÆd she give it to me?) It seems youÆre having some trouble In coping with these diseases Fucking with these diseases Doctor is a scary man Now that youÆve opened up the VD in me Come on come on get rid of the VD Come on come on get rid of the VD Come on come on get rid of the VD Open up your dick and swirl it with a Q-tip Come on come on get rid of the VD Got herpes? Get up Come on get rid of the VD Chlamydia get up Come on get rid of the VD VD is the gift that has been given to me And when I pee (4xs) No doctor, donÆt do it again DonÆt do it again IÆll be a good patient IÆll be a good patient, I promise No doctor, no more whores Why did you have to stick that in me, doctor? DonÆt do itÆs hurting me Why didnÆt you try something else? Why donÆt you, why donÆt you just forget it and leave Why donÆt you just forget it and leave Why canÆt I just leave here and cry Never stick q-tips in my dick again Doc Fuck you I donÆt want that shit You smart ass malpractice doctoring fucking cock Have you ever had to see how it feels doctor? Give me that, great IÆm going blind Oh ow ow ow Come on come on get rid of the VD Come on come on get rid of the VD Come on come on get rid of the VD Open up your dick and swirl it with a Q-tip Come on come on get rid of the VD Herpes get up Come on come on get rid of the VD Chlamydia get up Come on come on get rid of the VD VD is the gift that has been given to me " Your Vote Counts
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