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Song Parodies -> Welcome Joan
"Welcome Home" Based on the performance by Coheed and Cambria
"Welcome Joan" Parody by Burnley Sad Acts This is Spontaneous by adam of the burnley sad acts. This may not be as good as I Dont Care But I will Try
You could have Been in my pants
But joan wasnt fast Lets get on the ground You choked on the longest of erghhmmm But if I really paid you I would have had to endured your sex Well your just as I presumed I whore with no talent Your a Fucking disgrace! And yeah I really want to stop And never again Will you get me in your bed Hang on to your money in your right hand Here laid undressed Is joan never hot?? Tis True that she is a minger You seem to take ages to get me to come You stormed out the very next morning Like you didnt enjoy it Well I didnt too! The sex was so shit and you blamed me With screams and some violence Just wanted to sleep But if could just walk away To never come back Ill be over the moon Be true That this is no fall out So with Fists I hit you Police come after me Hang on to your money in your right hand Here laid undressed Is joan never hot?? Tis True that she is a minger You seem to take ages to get me to One last drink for you One more talk with you PLease dont press the charges Id sorta do anything for you A last Drink for You One last point to prove PLease drop all the charges Before i get my knife! This is a story Of Joan. A poor prostitute from Ohio. She angered a mass murederer nd this is her story.
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