Song Parodies -> Nappy Hurr
"Right Thurr" Based on the performance by Chingy
"Nappy Hurr" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter
The story in this parody is about a guy who is attracted to a girl with nappy hair. For the purpose of consistency, I replaced "hair" with "hurr."
Chorus: I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Nappy hurr broke my comb, but I don't curr (don't care).
I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Chappy lips when you're talking, that make me stare.

I like the way you look at other men, see ya fine (fine).
Lil momma an ass piece, she just like a tramp (tramp).
The type of girl make you get it up and go make you grind (grind).
I'm thinking 'bout washing her but, dirty, making her mine.
Look at her lips, (what?) her rusty legs, and she fat (fat).
I sure wouldn't mind busting her in her crack (crack).
I like it when i touch it 'cause she fart a l'il bit.
Shoes wearing out--can see her ashy feet a li'l bit.

I know you grown a little bit, 40 years old, you legal.
Don't trip on your foot warts, just hop in the pinto.
I comb her hair with a garden rake--used soil for grease.
I know you ugly, but we gonna do anal today.

Chorus: I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Nappy hurr broke my comb, but I don't curr (don't care).
I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Chappy lips when you're talking, that make me stare.
I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Nappy hurr broke my comb, but I don't curr (don't care).
I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Chappy lips when you're talking, that make me stare.

She be shopping in dollar stores.
Just look at her cheap hats.
Man she so fat and she know that I want that.
Her man, he's on crack. Girl can I get some that?
Gave her 3 dollars to strip, like buying a kit-kat.
She scared of a bath, (bath) I can be seeing she got it honest.
In real life, girl remind me of Scary-Hontas.

She be at events, (yeah) I'm not impressed when she pass (gas).
All the no balling cats don't have to pay for that ass.
Ain't no half stepping, (stepping) my "soldier's" a nice weapon (weapon).
Trick, it's against the law, I'll rip a hole in them hips.
If you ever see her clean, your mouth gonna drop.
The biggest fool probably tell you this off tops.

Chorus: I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Nappy hurr broke my comb, but I don't curr (don't care).
I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Chappy lips when you're talking, that make me stare.
I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Nappy hurr broke my comb, but I don't curr (don't care).
I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Chappy lips when you're talking, that make me stare.

Gimme what you got for a hot dog (uh).
She threw it at me like I was a short-stop (uh).
Working in a Fatty Girl Halter Top.
Then she back it up on me and then she fart (fart).
Make it hop (boing) like a bunny (bunny).
Girl can I touch you where it's stinky.
Her nappy hurr will make you give her some money.
She should pose for Halloween pictures.
It's like a picture horror site.
When she pass all the other girls laugh.
(But I...)

Chorus: I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Nappy hurr broke my comb, but I don't curr (don't care).
I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Chappy lips when you're talking, that make me stare.
I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Nappy hurr broke my comb, but I don't curr (don't care).
I like a girl who never comb her hurr (her hair).
Chappy lips when you're talking, that make me stare.

I like that (uh-huh)
I like that (uh-huh)
I like that (uh-huh)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, do what you do
Chingy is an ok artist, but I chose to make fun of one of his songs.
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mike - July 14, 2013 - Report this comment
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