Song Parodies -> All That Jizz
"All That Jazz" Based on the performance by Chicago
"All That Jizz" Parody by Matthias
The un-bleeped version of the Amiright original
Money made
Just pull your zipper down
For all that Jizz

You're going to make babies
And help some women out
With all that jizz

Pull lever
I know a cushy spot
Where the seats are cold
But the porn is not

It's just all medical
Where you can fill a bowl
With all that jizz!

Pubic Hair
Make sure it is removed
From all that jizz

And don't you bother, Dick
If you just had booze
Don't want that jizz

Hold on, Hun
We spot that you had drugs
Not just some aspirin
But one's used by thugs

But if you play it smart
You'll make parenting start
With all that
Jizz

Wowwie!

For all that Jizz

Watcha
Woopie

For all that Jizz

Oh, oh, oooooh!

Your room is down the hall
Need some help just call
To get that jizz

Grab a flask
We're paying for your juice
Yes, all that jizz

Sit down here
And let your undies loose
For all that jizz

That's right sir
We're going to pay this guy
Squeeze your one-eyed Lindy
Till this cup's not dry

Cause even if you're queer
Your sperm is needed here
We need that jizz

Oooooh, I wanna see salami
Come partake
For all that jizz

Oooooooh, you'd better shimmy
With your one-eyed snake
For all that jizz

Shoooooow Us what you put in girls
Flooooooooow your white semen pearls

If she's queer
Her baby's near
From all that jizz

All
That
Jizz!!!

Come on sir
Why don't you drain in gown?
For all that jizz

For All That Jizz

It's like proctology
Except all rewound
For all that jizz

Start your bar
Don't have to tie the knot
Give women your gold
The one that's in your cock

Even if it's small
We need your withdrawal
We need that jizz

(Woman)
No, I'm no one's wife
Still I got child strife
Due to that jizz

That Jizz!!!
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mike - July 14, 2013 - Report this comment
yes
MICHAEL - September 10, 2021 - Report this comment
not the band
mike - December 18, 2022 - Report this comment
bye bye byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
MIKE - January 27, 2023 - Report this comment
BYE ROOM
MIKE - June 11, 2023 - Report this comment
ROLLER SKATING AIRBALL
4444444444444444444444444444444444 - December 25, 2023 - Report this comment
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
mike - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
rocking new years eve 2024
BONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - January 28, 2024 - Report this comment
SONNY BONO NO HE WAS A MAYOR OF PALM SPRINGS YOU FEELING LUCKY BUTTHEAD???

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