Song Parodies -> All That Jizz
"All That Jazz" Based on the performance by Chicago
"All That Jizz" Parody by Matthias The un-bleeped version of the Amiright original
Money made
Just pull your zipper down For all that Jizz You're going to make babies And help some women out With all that jizz Pull lever I know a cushy spot Where the seats are cold But the porn is not It's just all medical Where you can fill a bowl With all that jizz! Pubic Hair Make sure it is removed From all that jizz And don't you bother, Dick If you just had booze Don't want that jizz Hold on, Hun We spot that you had drugs Not just some aspirin But one's used by thugs But if you play it smart You'll make parenting start With all that Jizz Wowwie! For all that Jizz Watcha Woopie For all that Jizz Oh, oh, oooooh! Your room is down the hall Need some help just call To get that jizz Grab a flask We're paying for your juice Yes, all that jizz Sit down here And let your undies loose For all that jizz That's right sir We're going to pay this guy Squeeze your one-eyed Lindy Till this cup's not dry Cause even if you're queer Your sperm is needed here We need that jizz Oooooh, I wanna see salami Come partake For all that jizz Oooooooh, you'd better shimmy With your one-eyed snake For all that jizz Shoooooow Us what you put in girls Flooooooooow your white semen pearls If she's queer Her baby's near From all that jizz All That Jizz!!! Come on sir Why don't you drain in gown? For all that jizz For All That Jizz It's like proctology Except all rewound For all that jizz Start your bar Don't have to tie the knot Give women your gold The one that's in your cock Even if it's small We need your withdrawal We need that jizz (Woman) No, I'm no one's wife Still I got child strife Due to that jizz That Jizz!!! Your Vote Counts
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