Song Parodies -> Identity
this one time, at barnes and noble, the mens' restroom was locked. i really had to go, so i said to myself "why should i be left out of the loop just because i don't have money to afford me a sex change". chastity bono, this one's for you. just another one of the nearly 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
we think our gender berates us, cuz we like fashion/girls' clothes
these days, one's feelings trump beings, thanks to the mixed-up west coast can't wait to change my name to donna, can't wait to pee with pam can't wait to get to a party and be taken by man cuz when your own identity can 'adios' reality you can have cake, eat it too, though people see a loon, you're who you wanna be we just know we're gay, our dicks jizz so grande for real guys who've stripped when they're naked we're amazed and taken by their ways and it's best we grow to be product of identity our parents cry to doctors for us, and they hope we can change but docs get a bruise if their service goes and fixes us straight they'd make the supermarket tabloids, they'd slight whores' laws too much cuz gay whores they want more gays 'round, the laws they write pr'mote lust cuz when you want identity, the fags outlawed all therapy no 'nalysist can school people straight, they'd lose their job and their degree gays are at war with our freedom, gay marriage says "we're so free to love" when gay goes down on gay, it's freedom that they praise, but changing lust, they'd bust - keep us from identity so get with what the fags want, and check your head you've been had by the propaganda don't be queer or fab, you jackass bimboman gay makes part of you self-destruct just another one of the nearly 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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