Song Parodies -> Check You For Dick
"Ticks" Based on the performance by Brad Paisley
"Check You For Dick" Parody by Andrew Woodard
For all the guys out there who have been burned by a shemale
Baby your legs they are so long,
And your hands they are so big.
Girl your shoulders look so strong,
I bet that you could drive my rig.

And when you whispered "Hey there, stud!"
Your husky voice was just so deep.
Although you stir up my red blood,
Is there a secret that you keep?

Well every fella here tonight
would really like to know.
But I've got much more guts than them,
so here's what I propose:

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I'd like to see you put on a thong bikini,
I'd like to grab you up between your sticks.
I'd like to watch you when you're shavin' in the morning,
I'd like to check you for dick.

My sister told me what went on
In that restroom just last night.
Your toes were pointed at the john,
And you didn't need to wipe!

She asked to borrow a tampon,
You said "I don't carry those, now, hun."
I'm startin' to wonder if my hot little farmer's daughter
Might be a farmer's son.

That gives me an idea.
I'd like to know for sure.
Take off all your clothes for me;
be sure and shut the door!

[CHORUS]

I'd like to see you put on a thong bikini,
I'd like to grab you up between your sticks.
I'd like to watch you when you're shavin' in the morning,
I'd like to check you for dick.

And ooh ooh ooh, do you stand up when you pee?
And ooh ooh ooh, should I call you "he" or "she?"

[CHORUS]

I'd like to see you put on a thong bikini,
I'd like to grab you up between your sticks.
I'd like to watch you when you're shavin' in the morning,
I'd like to check you for dick.

oh I bet you've got quite the big ol' dick.

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Doc Woody - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
yo Daunte, check this. I forgot how fuckin' funny this one is, and I'm not even drunk!

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