Prostitute
Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo
Phone's ringing in the hall
I've got another call
Someone I've gotta lay
I hope that they aren't gay
Minutes to get out the door
It's hard to be a whore
Ten- thousand one-night stands
Some not even with a man

Cause I'm a dominatrix
Some call me a porno star
I open my garage
So you'll shove in your car
I think that it's groovy
To host a big orgy
It's all good and it's alright
And dude I love my life!

Cause I'm a prostitute
A hooker or a big hoot call it
What you want to, honey
I still have sex for money
I dropped out of high school
Cause I thought it would be cool
To make myself a lot more loot
By being, being, being a prostitute

Woohoohoo (being a prostitute)
Woohoohoo

I've got every condom
In the Trojan line
Flavored and self- lubricating
Extra- large and super- fine
There's one for every man
I keep them hidden from the fam
So I can get a hand
On that nice chunk of ham

There was this one time when I told Clay Aiken
"I'll suck your sausage if you give me some bacon"
The cameras caught it all on T.V.
And they sold it to the sitcoms, the game shows
And the radios

Cause I'm a prostitute
A hooker or a big hoot call it
What you want to, honey
I still have sex for money
I dropped out of high school
Cause I thought it would be cool
To make myself a lot more loot
By being, being, being a prostitute

Woohoohoo

Oh, yeah, baby, don't you stop
Now that both my nipples are as hard as rocks
When I say 'tomato' you go faster
Please don't stop
Stop!
I love this…

Cause I'm a prostitute
A hooker or a big hoot call it
What you want to, honey
I still have sex for money
I dropped out of high school
Cause I thought it would be cool
To make myself a lot more loot
By being a prostitute

Woohoohoo

Cause I'm a prostitute
A hooker or a big hoot call it
What you want to, honey
I still have sex for money
I dropped out of high school
Cause I thought it would be cool
To make myself a lot more loot
By being, being, being a prostitute