"Homosexual"

Woohoohoo
woohoohoo

Rico just hit the mall
he always had it all
new boyfriend everyday
no one thought he was gay
he bought a Gucci shirt
don't forget the matching skirt
was it imported from France?

He was gonna be a stylist
he was gonna paint some nails
he was gonna shake his ass
in front of other males
his hot pink Ferrari is very girly
looks at his homo life
and it has always been ALRIGHT, since

the Fab Five, sewing class
looking at that dudes ass
a new line of clothing
he finds that very soothing
his 4 kids in highschool
tell him that he's creepy
cuz he's still livin the life
of a, of a, homosexual

whoohoohoo
(homosexual)
whoohoohoo

he's heard all the pop songs
he knows every line
from Brittany to Christina
even Mandy Moore
he likes to sing
and pretend that he's a queen
and when he is home
he's never alone

he likes leather boots made with pink skin
he wants to do the guy who's singing in Van Halen
whoever said brown was the new red?
What ever happened to pretty, leather jackets

since
the Fab Five, sewing class
looking at that dudes ass
a new line of clothing
he finds that very soothing
his 4 kids in highschool
tell him that he's creepy
cuz he's still livin the life
of a, of a, homosexual

he likes shoes, in multicolors
when did polka dots go out of style?
And when did ponchos become the new thing?
Please make this
stop
stop
STOP
go back to

the Fab Five, sewing class
looking at that dudes ass
a new line of clothing
he finds that very soothing
his 4 kids in highschool
tell him that he's creepy
cuz he's still livin the life
of a, of a, homosexual

whoohoohoo
whoohoohoo

the Fab Five, sewing class
looking at that dudes ass
a new line of clothing
he finds that very soothing
his 4 kids in highschool
tell him that he's creepy
cuz he's still livin the life
of a, of a, homosexual