Song Parodies -> Adam's Dong
"Adam's Song" Based on the performance by Blink 182
"Adam's Dong" Parody by Joseph Douglas Hitch
Adam's Dong

I never thought, I'd splooge again,
I'm tired of porn, Wheres my girlfriend?
I measured my dong, 1 inch in all,
I don't have a girl, cuz my dick is small,
I took some pills, it shot right up,
Measured once more, still not big enough,
I'm too sad to get a hard on,
All because of a 3 inch dong

Still a virgin, dongs to blame,
There have been such better days,
Days when I wasn't at the Y,
Didn't worry of putting my dong inside,
My weiner's so small it makes me cry,
Why masturbate? I'll leave it alone,
Better off, when my dongs not shown

I knew that I would never bone,
Another 6 months, still hasn't grown,
How much money do I have to spend,
On this thing so it extends?
Spend so much that it blows up,
I have to wear a special cup,
Because my junk is so small,
This is all my weiners fault

Still a virgin, dongs to blame,
There have been such better days,
Days when I wasn't at the Y,
Didn't worry of putting my dong inside,
My weiner's so small it makes me cry,
Why masturbate? I'll leave it alone,
Better off, when my dongs not shown

Still a virgin, dongs to blame,
My dick's so small it puts me to shame,
So I put my dong to the knife,
Now you know why I don't have a wife,
Now my weiner's gone, no longer shy,
I'm so sure I'll never bone,
Down there a ballsack hangs alone
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