Song Parodies -> Too Young to Masturbate
"Whats My Age" Based on the performance by Blink 182
"Too Young to Masturbate" Parody by Vivek Rathore
I took a wank it was an inset night.
Iwore a glove to get the feelin right.
I started rubbing hard it started coming out and it felt so good.
(chorus)
And thats about the time my mom walked in on me
Nobody likes to watch their son chugging
And are still more amused by dirty T.V shows
My mom says I shouldnt masturbate shouldnt masturbate
(2nd verse)
Then later on on the weekend.
I got in bed with my girlfriend
It started gettin hot and she took of my pants
But it wouldnt go hard
(chorus)
And thats about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're impotent
And I pretend I've reached puberty
The truth is I can't masturbate I cant masturbate I cant masturbate
(solo)
(then back into another chorus\verse)
And thats about the time she walked away from me
nobody likes you when you're turning 13
You've got no pubes coz you're in freshman year
what the hell is wrong with me I think I'm too young to masturbate
young to . masturbate young to masturbate
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MIKE - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - July 25, 2023 - Report this comment
the song is called whats my age again
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