Song Parodies -> Surprise, It's Vice!
"Surprise Surprise" Based on the performance by Billy Talent
"Surprise, It's Vice!" Parody by Andrew Woodard
I'm not really this angry at hookers :-)
You want to hook? You best forget it.
You become a crook the day you sell it.

No red Corvettes, no self-esteem.
Pimp gets the money, you get the cream.

All you "upper class" call girls, you're working class scum.
For just a hundred dollars, you'll make a man cum.
You're the naughty punch line of a high school joke.
It won't be so erotic picking up this next bloke...

Surprise, it's Vice! Surprise, it's Vice!
The cops caught you hooking cause they're in disguise
Surprise, it's Vice! Surprise, it's Vice!
And this prostitution is abruptly denied!

A high heeled tramp, in too much lipstick.
A desperate bachelor, a banged up Civic.

He paid to have it, he's thrusting in it.
The motherfucker don't last a minute!

Well I'm sick of these clowns, payin' to get down,
A herpes epidemic all around,
I'm sick of these clowns, book 'em downtown,
I bet this profession makes your dad so proud!

All you "upper class" call girls, you're working class scum.
For just a hundred dollars, you'll make a man cum.
You got vaginal cultures that are green as an elf!
If you're missing your virginity, the culprit's yourself!

Surprise, it's Vice! Surprise, it's Vice!
The cops caught you hooking cause they're in disguise
Surprise, it's Vice! Surprise, it's Vice!
And this prostitution is abruptly denied!
Those who pay for sex should be scared
To catch disease of which they're not aware.
Surprise, it's Vice! Surprise, it's Vice!
The cops caught you hooking cause they're in disguise

Haul the skanks...
Haul the skanks...
Haul the skanks...

All you "upper class" call girls, you're working class scum.
For just a hundred dollars, you'll make a man cum.
You forget their faces in the cigarette smoke.
Your mind's vacation is snortin' coke.

Surprise, it's Vice! Surprise, it's Vice!
The cops caught you hooking cause they're in disguise
Surprise, it's Vice! Surprise, it's Vice!
And this prostitution is abruptly denied!
Those who pay for sex should be scared
To catch disease of which they're not aware.
Surprise, it's Vice! Surprise, it's Vice!
The cops caught you hooking cause they're in disguise
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