Song Parodies -> Masturbating
"Uh Huh
Life's like this Uh Huh Uh Huh That's the way it is Cause life's like this Uh Huh Uh Huh That's the way it is Chill out Get down on all four Lay back You're still my little whore And if you really want to excite me Get Dirty I like my sex a bit bizarre Like muff diving in your car But you're finished before I'm ever done And you cum So what else? I'm pleasing myself Squeezing my rack Cause you can't relax You think I am cruel Well I have this tool for me Watch me I now have to go and start up my masturbating To give myself an orgasm that feels like heaven No longer frustrated Life's like this, so I stall, then squall and then shake and you make a comment And I say thank you Honestly, It pleases me I'm never gonna have to fake it No no no You come over unannouced Attesting you can please me yourself Make par, Now step up to bat. I see You're wanting me Spread out So I start to expose Take off All my flashy clothes You know You're just having some fun Then you cum So what else? I'm pleasing myself Squeezing my rack Cause you can't relax You think I am cruel Well I have this tool for me Watch me I now have to go and start up my masturbating To give myself an orgasm that feels like heaven No longer frustrated Life's like this, so I stall, then squall and then shake and you make a comment And I say thank you Honestly, It pleases me I'm never gonna have to fake it No no no (no no no) No no (no no no) No no (no no no) No no Chill out Get down on all four Lay back You're still my little whore And if you really want to excite me Get Dirty So what else? I'm pleasing myself Squeezing my rack Cause you can't relax You think I am cruel Well I have this tool for me Watch me I now have to go and start up my masturbating To give myself an orgasm that feels like heaven No longer frustrated Life's like this, so I stall, then squall and then shake and you make a comment And I say thank you Honestly, It pleases me I'm never gonna have to fake it No no I now have to go and start up my masturbating (yeah yeah) To give myself an orgasm that feels like heaven No longer frustrated Life's like this, so I stall, then squall and then shake and you make a comment And I say thank you Honestly, It pleases me I'm never gonna have to fake it No no no " Your Vote Counts
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