Song Parodies -> Masturbating
"Complicated" Based on the performance by Avril Lavigne
"Masturbating" Parody by Roswell
"Uh Huh
Life's like this
Uh Huh
Uh Huh
That's the way it is

Cause life's like this
Uh Huh
Uh Huh
That's the way it is

Chill out
Get down on all four
Lay back
You're still my little whore
And if you really want to excite me
Get Dirty

I like my sex a bit bizarre
Like muff diving in your car
But you're finished before I'm ever done
And you cum

So what else?
I'm pleasing myself
Squeezing my rack
Cause you can't relax
You think I am cruel
Well I have this tool for me
Watch me

I now have to go and start up my masturbating
To give myself an orgasm that feels like heaven
No longer frustrated
Life's like this, so
I stall, then squall and then shake and you make a comment
And I say thank you
Honestly, It pleases me
I'm never gonna have to fake it
No no no

You come over unannouced
Attesting you can please me yourself
Make par, Now step up to bat. I see
You're wanting me
Spread out
So I start to expose
Take off
All my flashy clothes
You know
You're just having some fun
Then you cum

So what else?
I'm pleasing myself
Squeezing my rack
Cause you can't relax
You think I am cruel
Well I have this tool for me
Watch me

I now have to go and start up my masturbating
To give myself an orgasm that feels like heaven
No longer frustrated
Life's like this, so
I stall, then squall and then shake and you make a comment
And I say thank you
Honestly, It pleases me
I'm never gonna have to fake it
No no no
(no no no)
No no
(no no no)
No no
(no no no)
No no

Chill out
Get down on all four
Lay back
You're still my little whore
And if you really want to excite me
Get Dirty

So what else?
I'm pleasing myself
Squeezing my rack
Cause you can't relax
You think I am cruel
Well I have this tool for me
Watch me

I now have to go and start up my masturbating
To give myself an orgasm that feels like heaven
No longer frustrated
Life's like this, so
I stall, then squall and then shake and you make a comment
And I say thank you
Honestly, It pleases me
I'm never gonna have to fake it
No no

I now have to go and start up my masturbating
(yeah yeah)
To give myself an orgasm that feels like heaven
No longer frustrated
Life's like this, so
I stall, then squall and then shake and you make a comment
And I say thank you
Honestly, It pleases me
I'm never gonna have to fake it
No no no
"
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