I tried that sex addiction rehab but I said 'no, no, no'.
Yes, I've licked clits, and played with some tits, oh, I know know know
Four hundred chicks last year, and some guys? Yup, in my rear.
That sex addiction rehab sucks though, I won't go go go.

I'd rather be screwing, is that wrong?
Or blowing guys with freakish dongs
I've got nothing
Nothing to occupy me.
I haven't had a job in so damn long.

Didn't like that recovery class
So I just left early to get some ass.

I hate that sex addiction rehab, I said 'no, no, no'
I yelled and I cried, ran screaming outside, so they'd know know know.
I like myself, what a shock, even if I'm ruled by my cock
So don't give me no fucking rehab, I won't go go go.

Mentor said, 'now, how I can help you?'
I said, 'you can't - I just love to screw.'
I looked and - looked, thought he was cute
So I winked, said, "wanna shag me too?'

My friends think, man, he looks a wreck
But I've got no money 'cept my welfare cheque.

That mother fuckin' sex perv rehab, I said 'no, no, no'
Crave that next chick who'll suck on my dick, don't you know know know.
I'll resist it until I'm dead, don't want nothin' in life but legs spread.
Stop tryin' to drag me into rehab - I won't go go go.

My parents say I was such a normal child
But I...ooh, I went pussy wild.
Then started banging men too
There's thousands of names that I've got filed.

Herpes, oh yes, I've had.
I'm hot stuff, though, so too damn bad.

Don't tell me one more time 'bout rehab - I'll say 'no, no, no'
If I don't get fucked, I will self-destruct, guys to blow, blow, blow
Ain't got time for your aid - it's time well spent gettin' laid
So shove it up your ass, this rehab, I won't go go go.