Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you hottie!"
I wanna hear some hearty bluffing. (Yes!)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you deke it, deke it. (Ahhhh!)
I love to hear you talking potty.
I love to hear "I'm wet right now." (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!

Fabricate romance, cuz I'm just no good.
(Got no wood, got no wood.)
Faked a comma, said 'Ooh!' You thrust and shook.
(Missed your nook. Missed your nook.)

Drop your pants to the floor, work up a deep sigh.
(Fabricate, culminate.)
Give me tips now, order me from the left to the right.
(Simulate!) Ohhhh!

Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you're naughty!"
Don't wanna know I'm hardly studly. (Yawn.)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you feign it, feign it. (Ahhhh!)
Don't gotta say my moves are shoddy.
Put on a gleeful act right now. (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!

When your lovin' is a chore,
May as well moan like a whore.
"Ooo yeah. Right there!
Do me like an au pair!"
When I came you were… bored sheer.
So before you soon… snore here,
Gasp and jiggle, pant and wriggle,
Don't just lay there, laugh and giggle.

Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you hottie!"
I wanna hear some hearty bluffing. (Yes!)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you deke it, deke it. (Ahhhh!)
I love to hear you talking potty.
I love to hear "I'm wet right now." (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!

Disguise my blandness under sheets,
So what, your glee is counterfeit?
I suck. This hump's awry.
Ease the chagrin, forge a sigh.
Now I wanna see you naked, naked.
All up in your gown, girl? Take it, take it.
I'm about as hard as lard is.
Lost in your zone, girl.

Oh, your lovin' is a chore, yes?
Your man miss your clitoris?
"Ooo!" Come on!
"Ooo!" Come on!
Liven the score and "Ooo!"
Coming!

S-I-G-H. Yeah, start panting.
No joy when I jump your panties?
"Go!" Come on!
"Go!" Come on!
Though I botch this: "Go!"
Coming!

Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you're naughty!"
Don't wanna know I'm hardly studly. (Yawn.)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you feign it, feign it. (Ahhhh!)
Don't gotta say my moves are shoddy.
Put on a gleeful act right now. (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!

Fabricate romance, cuz I'm just no good.
(Got no wood, got no wood.)
Make it up, girl. Fake a gasp.
Make it up, girl. Fake a gasp.
Squirm and utter, squirm and utter.
Hurts? Flirt, squirm and mutter.
Now squawk, do a squawk.
"Ooo, you jock!"
Just don't scoff.

Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you hottie!"
I wanna hear some hearty bluffing. (Yes!)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I love to hear you talking potty.
I love to hear "I'm wet right now." (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!

Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you're naughty!"
Don't wanna know I'm hardly studly. (Yawn.)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you feign it, feign it. (Ahhhh!)
Don't gotta say my moves are shoddy.
Put on a gleeful act right now. (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!