Song Parodies -> Smooth Boner
"Smooth Criminal" Based on the performance by Alien Ant Farm
"Smooth Boner" Parody by Mikey Boy
As were laying in the bed
We took a look at your hed
Start banging on the carpet
And you know we wouldnt stop it
So I got an erection
Giving aids and infections
Then I whacked you in the head
You were knocked down
Almost Dead

Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine

Francine you ok, will you tell us that your ok
Lets go bang at the window
And I hit you in the head o francine
You wnated to vomit
There were blood stains on the carpet
You were knocked in the head
You were knocked down
Almost Dead

Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine

So I got you on a bad day
It was Sunday
My fun day
I could make a million dollars
Selling seamen to some scholars

Then I whacked you in the head
You were knocked down
Almost Dead

Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
You've been hit by, you've been struck by my smooth boner

Francine you ok, will you tell us that your ok
Lets go bang at the window
And I hit you in the head o francine
You wnated to vomit
There were blood stains on the carpet
You were knocked in the head
You were knocked down
Almost Dead

Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
You've been hit by, you've been struck by my smooth boner

Francine you ok, will you tell us that your ok
Lets go bang at the window
And I hit you in the head o francine
You wnated to vomit
There were blood stains on the carpet
You were knocked in the head
You were knocked down
Almost Dead

Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
Are you ok, you ok, you ok francine
You've been hit by, you've been struck by my smooth boner


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Intrique - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Your parody had no solidarity. Take your time and develop a good subject. The pacing was good, but other than that I gave a 1.
MIKE - April 21, 2020 - Report this comment
I LIKE THIS BETTER THAN MICHAEL JACKSON'S PARODY SONG
MIIKE - June 05, 2022 - Report this comment
CLEAN
MIKE - September 03, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - November 20, 2022 - Report this comment
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogan
mike - September 22, 2023 - Report this comment
me and craig will have a fire gear race
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