Song Parodies -> Hottest Cheerleader Ever
"Teenage Love Affair" Based on the performance by Alicia Keys
"Hottest Cheerleader Ever" Parody by Cameron Franklin
here it is, my first ever Alicia Keys parody
Right now, i'm looking at her, she is so fucking hot
I just wanna fuck her, and she wants to give me a blowjob

What more can I even say, she is a sex-crazed addict
But, she is a pretty cheerleader, and she's the one that I want to be with

She has pretty and beautiful eyes, and to me, it's a surprise, she might be a angel, but she wants to just be a party girl

Nothing really matters, and she don't even care
About what people say, because she don't like haters

When everyone looks at her, they just know that she's the hottest cheerleader ever (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

I just saw her looking at me, and i'm looking at her like
I'm gonna be with her tonight, but tonight has a different spotlight

She is coming up to me, and she asked do you wanna be with me
And, I said yes, she got really happy, and i'm thinking that she is a cute cheerleader

She ain't got nothing to hide, and that means it's gonna be tonight, we're gonna fuck at the football field in the rain all night

Nothing really matters, and she don't even care
About what people say, because she don't like haters

When everyone looks at her, they just know that she's the hottest cheerleader ever (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

Hey girl, I know you're a blonde, and you have a nice valley girl voice, I really like that
So, are you sure that you wanna fuck all night after the game, well, I wouldn't mind, so i'll see you after the game

Now, she is in love with me, and it's really easy to see, that she really is the one for me tonight

Nothing really matters, and she don't even care
About what people say, because she don't like haters

When everyone looks at her, they just know that she's the hottest cheerleader ever (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

Nothing really matters, and she don't even care
About what people say, because she don't like haters

When everyone looks at her, they just know that she's the hottest cheerleader ever (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
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Intrique - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This was in my opinion very poor. Parody writing must still show that the author of it was creative. I see no craft here. Try reading the book, songwriting 101.
MIKE - July 16, 2022 - Report this comment
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