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Song Parodies -> Never Gonna Get it Up
"Never Gonna Give You Up" Based on the performance by Rick Astley
"Never Gonna Get it Up" Parody by Lon This song should appear in a Viagra commercial. Please check out my CD at my website and my youtube songs here
I've had problems galore I'll get aroused and then go limp A strong erection's what I'm hoping for It makes me feel like any other wimp I just wanna have it longer lasting Even when I use my hand Never gonna get it up Never gonna make it rise Never gonna have the size to insert you Never gonna hit G-spots Never gonna please a lot Never gonna plunge your twat and squirt you My poor erections aren't too strong Your pussy's soaking but I'm too soft to please it I'll have to use my tongue to turn you on I see your clit, and I'm gonna lick it So when I give you cunnilingis Don't tell me you'd prefer my cock Never gonna get it up Never gonna make it rise Never gonna have the size to insert you Never gonna hit G-spots Never gonna please a lot Never gonna plunge your twat and squirt you Never gonna get it up Never gonna make it rise Never gonna have the size to insert you Never gonna hit G-spots Never gonna please a lot Never gonna plunge your twat and squirt you (Ooh, get it up) (Ooh, get it up) (Ooh) Never gonna get, never gonna get (Get it up) (Ooh) Never gonna get, never gonna get (Get it up) My poor erections aren't too strong Your pussy's soaking but I'm too soft to please it I'll have to use my tongue to turn you on I see your clit, and I'm gonna lick it I just wanna have it longer lasting Even when I use my hand Never gonna get it up Never gonna make it rise Never gonna have the size to insert you Never gonna hit G-spots Never gonna please a lot Never gonna plunge your twat and squirt you Never gonna get it up Never gonna make it rise Never gonna have the size to insert you Never gonna hit G-spots Never gonna please a lot Never gonna plunge your twat and squirt you Never gonna get it up Never gonna make it rise Never gonna have the size to insert you Never gonna hit G-spots Never gonna please a lot Never gonna plunge your twat and squirt you Your Vote Counts
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ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE 2 GEAR UP LIKE FIREFIGHTERS
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