Juggling more than one career
Not for me
Want a change of atmosphere
Need Plan B
Most important problem is that I have to pay for food!
Seems I'll spend my life just getting well-screwed.


I worked all day
For little pay
But now I've no jobs.
... I'll give out blowjobs!
I'll be a slave.

Just wait and learn
How quick I'll turn
From blameless bent boy
To shameless rent boy!
I'll be a slave.

I used to tell old trolls
With pedo-goals
To fuck off.
Now that I'm sad and broke
Each fat, old bloke
I'll suck off!

Unlike these slobs,
My part-time jobs
Were so sporadic.
I'll suck some dad-dick!
I'll be a slave.


I'll just ignore
Those 'anti-whore'
Christian campaigners.
I'll sell my 'anurz'!
I'll be a slave.

I'll offer 'mouth'
And 'go down south'
For seven quid, ya?
I'll risk Chlamydia!
I'll be a slave.

For just a few quid more
I'll let them gore
My butthole.
For any more than that
It doesn't matt-
-er what hole!

So to prevent
My flow of rent
From getting stagnant,
I'll get bum-'pragnant'!
I'll be a slave!!!