Song Parodies -> Flaccid Cock
"Like A Rock" Based on the performance by Bob Seger
"Flaccid Cock" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Stood there boldly, seekin' a home run
Hot girl a sweatin', horny, wantin' fun
Mom phones, interrupts, her ranting scared my dong,
Flaccid cock


Too many thoughts, mind's just too aware
Trying to get it on, and suddenly I'll stare
Fat chick in a bikini walking by out there
Flaccid cock


My rod is ready, that pussy in my sight
Thoughts of hairy women, with Crocs, oh what a fright!
Imagine hard kicks to my nuts, never fails to un-excite
Flaccid cock


Flaccid cock
My dick's limp as it could be
Flaccid cock
When those images get to me
Flaccid cock
Each time - failed entry
Flaccid cock


What visions do await
To make my cock deflate?
Like stank unwashed twat and it seems
I can smell sweaty balls, feel cockroaches crawl
Makes nightmares out of wet dreams


Drinkin' beer now, with another ho
Drinkin' beer, give me a blow
Tries to charm my snake three times
It won't respond.


And sometimes at midnight,
oohhh playin' with my rod in the moonlight
My mind I'm controllin',
"Fuck, dick - Obey!!",
But it stays small
So small....


Flaccid cock
Come on, stand up straight
Flaccid cock
How can I get a date?
Flaccid cock
That's just fuckin' great.
Flaccid cock


Oohhh flaccid cock
I see ripping foreskins
Flaccid cock
Corpses blowing in the wind
Flaccid cock
I taste rotten cum again
Flaccid cock
Oohhh flaccid cock
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Lon - February 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Wouldn't it be great if Chevy Trucks had used YOUR version instead of Seger's for their ad campaign years ago? Check out my Lady Antebellum's "Flaccid Now" since we're on the subject of wet noodles
MIKE - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
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