Song Parodies -> Fapping By Myself
"Dancing With Myself" Based on the performance by Billy Idol
"Fapping By Myself" Parody by Andrew Woodard I realize there's already a Dancing With Myself parody on here about masturbation. it's from the female point of view, so I figure there's room for a male one.
Closed the door to poke a ho
I frown cause she ain't down to blow-oh With a herpes infection I can't share this erection I'm fapping by myself When there's no one else in sight In the lonely dark of night Well I stroke my schlong For some stimulation And I'm fapping by myself Oh fapping by myself Oh fapping by myself Well there's no one to do And nobody to screw I'll be fapping by myself On websites all over the world Pics of every type of girl Smokin' hips and thighs Will impress my eyes Leave me fapping by myself It just shrinks my smothered dink To think i'll never touch the pink If I had the chance I'd jump in someone's pants But I'll be fapping by myself Oh fapping by myself Oh fapping by myself Well there's no one to do And nobody to screw I'll be fapping by myself On websites all over the world Pics of every type of girl Smokin' hips and thighs Will impress my eyes Leave me fapping by myself It just shrinks my smothered dink To think i'll never touch the pink If I had the chance I'd jump in someone's pants But I'll be fapping by myself Oh fapping by myself Oh fapping by myself If I had the chance I'd jump in someone's pants If I had the chance I'd jump in someone's pants If I had the chance I'd jump in someone's pants [Scat] Fapping by myself Fapping by myself Fapping by myself Fapping by myself On websites all over the world Pics of every type of girl Smokin' hips and thighs Will impress my eyes Leave me fapping by myself It just shrinks my smothered dink To think i'll never touch the pink If I had the chance I'd jump in someone's pants But I'll be fapping by myself Oh fapping by myself Oh fapping by myself If I had the chance I'd jump in someone's pants If I had the chance I'd jump in someone's pants If I had the chance I'd jump in someone's pants Your Vote Counts
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