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Song Parodies -> I'd Rather Have Sex
"I'd Rather Be a Man" Based on the performance by The Alan Parsons Project
"I'd Rather Have Sex" Parody by raddog20002002 I'm trying to come up with a parody album of "Eve" about sex and shit. The first parody of the album is "You're on Sex and Drugs." This parody is the second parody of the album. This parody is about when I want to have sex with the right girl, like the one who would, one day, be married to me, RATHER than some ugly bitch-ass prostitute.
You can't fuck me up with your ugly tits and pussy
You are not even half the perfect girl for me You really smell like shit, your make-up's crusty and your hair's a mess I hate your torn pantyhose and I hate your dress I'd rather have sex with a girl who can respect me I'd rather have sex with a girl who will marry me I'd rather have sex with a girl who's so good to me I'd rather have this girl, who's not an ugly bitch like you I can't believe you have no panties under your pants I don't give a fuck about your naked dance You're one pain in the ass, and your nose is like a piggy snout Drippin' gravy on your face really grosses me out I'd rather have sex with a girl who's been friends with me I'd rather have sex with a girl who's so nice to me I'd rather have sex with a girl who looks so pretty I'd rather have this girl, who's not an ugly bitch like you You're always doin' drugs, it seems like you're never gonna quit You will never make love to me cause you're full of shit I'd rather have sex with a girl who can respect me I'd rather have sex with a girl who will marry me I'd rather have sex with a girl who's so good to me I'd rather have this girl, who's not an ugly bitch like you I'd rather have this girl than to waste some time with you I'd rather have sex with a girl who is not like you Your Vote Counts
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