Song Parodies -> 10 Snack Commandments
"10 Crack Commandments" Based on the performance by Notorious B.I.G
"10 Snack Commandments" Parody by Dominick Pennella
I been eating Snacks for years, it made me a animal
There's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual A step by step booklet for you to get your snack game on track, not a meal that's whack Rule nombre uno: never let no one see The Mickey D's that you got in your front seat, The smoked cheddar breed jealousy 'specially if that mans meal fucked up, get your fries muched up Number two: never let em know your at the drive thru, Don't you know Fat Boys move in silence and violence Take it from your highness I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for their fries and Macs, Number three: never trust no-bo-dy Your moms'll eat them fries up, pro-per-ly gassed up Number four: know you heard this before Only eat fries from your own supply Number five: never leave no snack where you rest at Cuz if someone goes and takes a bite you'll be tight Number six: that god damn credit, dead it You think a pot head payin you back shit forget it Seven: this rule is so underrated Keep your snacks and your Fast foods completely separated Big Macs and Chips don't mix like two dicks and no bitch... End up takin a serious shit Number eight: never keep no snacks on you Them cats that like their snacks want your snacks too Number nine shoulda been number one to me If you ain't gettin Mcdonalds then don't bring up Mickey D's, If niggaz don't think you're flapping then the snack runs bound to happen, They be sittin in your kitchen, hungry and straight bitchin Number ten: a strong word called dine in Strictly for paid men, not for broke men If your friends ain't got the cash say eat shit Cause you gonna be paying $40 for some eggs plus tip Follow these rules, you'll have mad snacks when you bake up If not, you'll have stomach rumblings on the wake up Your Vote Counts
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ME TOM AND CRAIG WILL RUN OVER TO THE FIREFIGHTER UNIFORMS WHERE WE ALL SUIT UP WE WILL JUMP ON A WAILING FIRE TRUCK THEN HIT A WINDOW IN A BURNING BUILDING
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ME TOM AND CRAIG WILL RUN OVER TO THE UNIFORMS WHERE WE HAVE 2 GEAR UP LIKE FIREFIGHTERS WE WILL JUMP ON OUR FIRE TRUCKS THEN CONNECT A HOSE WHILE WE GET TO CONNECT A HOSE 2 A BURNING BUILDING
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