Song Parodies -> My Dog Shits Glitter
"My Boy Builds Coffins" Based on the performance by Florence & the Machine
"My Dog Shits Glitter" Parody by Kankurette This is based on a true story.
My dog shits glitter, it's sparkly and red
He has no use for dogfood, he eats make-up instead He ate some lipstick from Christian Dior And left a glittery poo trail all over the floor My dog shits glitter all over the hall Lancome and Bobbi Brown, he's eaten it all Stila and Maybelline, Max Factor and Lush If I've put it on my face, it'll come out of his tush My dog shits glitter, he does it all day We tell him he's a bad boy, but he does it anyway The mad Polish vet just doesn't know what to do He's never ever seen such fabulous poo My dog shits glitter for better or worse I found a half-eaten lipstick in my make-up purse Not for him Bonio or Pedigree Chum He'd rather have sparkles all over his bum My dog shits glitter and I think it's a shame Cosmetics disappear, I never see them again His make-up-eating habits drive me to despair I always have to replace it and it just isn't fair My dog shits glitter, he does it all day We tell him he's a bad boy, but he eats it anyway The mad Polish vet just doesn't know what to do He's never ever seen such fabulous poo Your Vote Counts
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