"(Where's my glove) (Oh yeah) (Oh yeah)

I'm sitting here alone up in my room
Start thinking about that girl at Deja Vu (where's my glove)
I'm looking at the picture in my hand
but it's not enough of a demand
Even though she is in a skimpy thong
And her legs are so very long
I start the video, turn out the light
It's such a feeling of delight

I don't know what I'd do without my glove
Only porn will make me happy
'cause it's the only way I now get hard
Only porn will make me happy
I like it when there's more than three
That's the way the porn should be
I don't know what I'd do without my glove
Only porn will make me happy

Sometimes I believe I'm doing Ashley Juggs
While she's munching on two other women's rugs (where's my glove)
I think I've found the solution's key
Wouldn't you have to just agree
Hope this topic isn't so taboo
what else can I really do?
I start the video, turn out the light
It's such a feeling of delight

I don't know what I'd do without my glove
Only porn will make me happy
'cause it's the only way I now get hard
Only porn will make me happy
I like it when there's more than three
That's the way the porn should be
I don't know what I'd do without my glove
Only porn will make me happy

Is it a gang bang?
Is that.... oh my word
Now that there is one talented girl
(She now has no shame) She now has no shame
(Maybe it was a dare) It was a dare
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jasmin St. Claire

All right, only porn will make me happy
yeah... oh yeah...

I don't know what I'd do without my glove
Only porn will make me happy
'cause it's the only way I now get hard
Only porn will make me happy
I like it when there's more than three
That's the way the porn should be
I don't know what I'd do without my glove
Only porn will make me happy

Only porn will make me happy

I like it when there's more than three
That's the way the porn should be
I don't know what I'd do without my glove
Only porn will make me happy
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