Song Parodies -> We Work at Costco
"What Does The Fox Say" Based on the performance by YLVIS
"We Work at Costco" Parody by Shannon MacKinnon
I made this when I was working as a cashier last year. Although, Costco has now broken their ties with American Express I still believe the song offers some comic relief about the store.
You look like someone who needs the Costco American Express Card!
Cashier: CAN I GET A SUPERVISOR ON NINE PLEASE!?
$1.50 Hot dogs, Good Price Gas
Buy our food or we'll kick your ass!
Walmart sucks, we're the best!
Come here now and screw the rest.
Long lines, early close, and members go ow, ow, ow
But there's one thing that no ones knows...
WE WORK AT COSTCO!!
KA-CHING CHING CHING CHING x3
WE WORK AT COSTCO!!
BAKE BAKE BAKE BA-BAKE BAKE x3
WE WORK AT COSTCO!
I HATE MY HATE MY HATE MY LIFE x3
WE WORK AT COSTCO!
No parking, No express.
Bought one thing, I'm so stressed.
OH MY GOD! Is this a joke?
Suddenly, I'm freaking broke!
Your sign is red so terrifying...like a demon in disguise!
But if you buy that rocking horse...you will feel lots of re-moooorse-oooorrse
How will you afford that hooooorse?
WE WORK AT COSTCO!
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP x 3
WE WORK AT COSTCO!
FOLD FOLD FOLD FA FOLD FOLD X3
PUSHA PUSHA PUSHY X3
WE WORK AT COSTCO!
AWOOOOOOOO! WE WORK AT COSTCO!
The Secret of Costco, Selling in Bulk
Higher minimum wage..what they hiding?
What is your price? Will I ever know...why your (deli) chicken is so underdone?
What do you say? Why do you ALWAYS push American Express? What is your price?
Can you show me your membership please? Thank you! Will we ever know..I want to..I want to..I want to...SHOP!
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