Song Parodies -> That Girl's a Dyke (Carpet Muncher)
"Last Friday Night (TGIF)" Based on the performance by Katy Perry
"That Girl's a Dyke (Carpet Muncher)" Parody by Lon Between Katy Perry and Lady Ga Ga, I don't know who is more fun to parody...
There's a hot girl out again There's a word she's lesbian 'Heard she only likes the chicks And she won't go near a dick Saw her leave a homo bar Pink triangles on her car Don't know which girl she will choose I wish I was in their shoes Guess I'm not her type 'Cause I pee upright I'm screwed Oh well 'Wish she was a bi So I'd get her pie---who knew? (DAMN!) That girl's a dyke Yeah she only wants the twats And she doesn't want the cocks Asked her out but I forgot That girl's a dyke Yeah she likes to carpet munch Ate her girlfriend out for lunch She's the gayest of the bunch That girl's a dyke She goes diving in the muff Even when the hair is rough Uses it as dental floss That girl's a dyke Yeah I bet she has strap-ons Lots of ways to please a twat-at Whoa-oh-oah This girl's a dyke Can her gayness end? This girl's a dyke Can her gayness end? Trying to convert a gay She claims she was born this way Wish she'd give a dude a chance To get inside of her pants She's almost a perfect ten But she isn't into men What a waste of T and A I don't know what else to say? Guess I'm not her type 'Cause I pee upright I'm screwed Oh well 'Wish she was a bi So I'd get her pie---who knew? (DAMN!) That girl's a dyke Yeah she only wants the twats And she doesn't want the cocks Asked her out but I forgot That girl's a dyke Yeah she likes to carpet munch Ate her girlfriend out for lunch She's the gayest of the bunch That girl's a dyke She goes diving in the muff Even when the hair is rough Using it as dental floss That girl's a dyke Yeah I bet she has strap-ons Lots of ways to please a twat-at Oh-whoa-oh This girl's a dyke Can her gayness end? Can her gayness end? This girl's a dyke Can her gayness end? Can her gayness end? This girl's a dyke Carpet muncher Carpet muncher Carpet muncher Carpet muncher Carpet muncher Carpet muncher That girl's a dyke Yeah she only wants the twats And she doesn't want the cocks Asked her out but I forgot That girl's a dyke Yeah she likes to carpet munch Ate her girlfriend out for lunch She's the gayest of the bunch That girl's a dyke She goes diving in the muff Even when the hair is rough Using it as dental floss That girl's a dyke Yeah I bet she has strap-ons Lots of ways to please a twat-at Oh-woah-oh This girl's a dyke Can her gayness end? Your Vote Counts
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