Song Parodies -> I Just Quit Van Halen
"I Just Shot John Lennon" Based on the performance by The Cranberries
"I Just Quit Van Halen" Parody by Reverend Flash
It was the fearful night 25th of June,
He was returning home to check his messages soon.
He had perceptively known that they wouldn't be nice.
Because in '96, Sammy paid the price.

Van Halen blows, Van Halen sucks, Van Halen bites!
Van Halen blows, Van Halen sucks, Van Halen bites!

With the world his oyster April '85
Neutral backseat frontman could kick it into drive.
Dave had a brand new group, a successful EP,
Never more the VH VIP, he said,

"I Just Quit Van Halen!"
He said, "I Just Quit Van Halen!"

What a sad and sorry excuse for a band,
Ed's an overbearing, hard-boozing man.
What a sad and sorry excuse for a band,
Guess they won't be caring that they're losing their fans!

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"I Just Quit Van Halen!"
He said, "I Just Quit Van Halen!"

What a cocky, stuck-up, egotistical band,
Ed's a dominating, tyrannical man.
What a passe, washed-up, nostalgical band,
Even alienating the most fanatical fans!
Reverend Flash (at MySpace)
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mike - July 14, 2013 - Report this comment
hey you guys know any Van Halen?
mike - November 20, 2022 - Report this comment
bye room
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