Song Parodies -> Creams
This is dedicated to a girl I dated last year, who, after TWO months of exclusive dating, still wouldn't even give me a handy, let alone a BJ, or full service (I soon ended things at that point)
Now here I go again I see, I'm leaking pre-cum It happens when I get turned on You're teasing me, but you won't Let us get past kissing Denying selfishly all the signs Of my hornyness While my hard-ons drive me mad And you still won't give no pleasuring From your hands, 'cause you won't toss 'Cause neither hand, will ever toss Oh, hummers never happen when we're dating Women only fuck me when I'm paying Pre-semen, it will cum when I do grow When my shorts are stained from it, I know I know Now here I go again, I say "Let's get a condom-- I keep them on my bedroom shelf" It's always me who ends up making my cock cream and Wish you'd make me cream just once yourself Cream from my hornyness while my hard-ons drive me mad And you still won't give no pleasuring From your hands, 'cause you won't toss 'Cause neither hand, will ever toss Hummers never happen when we're dating Women only fuck me when I'm paying Pre-semen, it will cum when I do grow When my shorts are stained from it, I know Oh, hummers never happen when we're dating Women only fuck me when I'm paying Pre-semen, it will cum when I do grow When my shorts are stained from it, I know I know I do know Oh, oh, oh I know Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Excellent job with a song that’s hard to parody
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excellent job with a song that's hard 2 parody
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