Song Parodies -> Dirty Testing
"Dirty Dancing" Based on the performance by New Kids On The Block
"Dirty Testing" Parody by Llama Productions
Dir- Dirty Dancin, ahhh
Red Wine!!!!
Wasn't into old ladies, forget about romancin,
Cause i already got a girlfriend,
Wasn't tryin to be flirty, i am never dirty,
especially when she started runnin on me,
With her ugly stanky mole, and her infected toe,
And the nasty, ugly, fugly, terrible boday!
Looked like she was a waste, she was looking for that test,
And she wantin me to party
No! This is crazy, shes like babee, im like no way
I said Hell No, and i forgot the quiz, and she's my teacher,
i said 6th grade teacher.

she is so so ugly, just so ugly, and she wants me!
She is so ugly, she starts effin, effin, my thing!
I want her to stop, but she just wants my c***,
and i'm like oh nooo
cuz i just remembered that she has herpes,
oh i don't know!

Dir-dir-dir-dirty Testing, ahhh
Dir-dir-dir-dirty Testing, ahhh

Now i just wanna go away, but she says, "oh stay,"
i forgot my curfue was 8:30,
My parents know that i be lyin,
if i say, that i got stuck
being raped at a middle school,
never new that, that bein raped would,
would not be a tiny lil mistake oh,
gettin hotter by, my burnin eyes,
once she takes her shirt off and now i can't breathe im like holy...!!!!
No! This is crazy, shes like babee, im like get off me
I said Hell No, and i forgot the quiz, and she's my teacher,
i said 6th grade teacher.

she is so so ugly, just so ugly, and she wants me!
She is so ugly, she starts effin, effin, my thing!
I want her to stop, but she just wants my c***,
and i'm like oh nooo
cuz i just remembered that she has herpes,
oh i don't know!

Now, i need to get the hell out of here,
i need to tell my boys about my fear,
But thanks for that so-called fun,
it sure will give me a good laugh at home,
Now imma tell the police your crime,
so you can never own another dime,
Oh and you need a tic-tac,
and p.s. that sex was wack!!!

No! This is crazy, shes like angry, im like sorray
I said Hell No, this is your fault, and she's my teacher,
i said 6th grade teacher.

she is so so ugly, just so ugly, and she wanted me!
She is so ugly, she started effin, effin, my thing!
I want her to stop, but she just wants my c***,
and i'm like oh nooo
cuz i just remembered that she has herpes,
oh i don't know!

she is so so ugly, just so ugly, and she wanted me!
She is so ugly, she started effin, effin, my thing!
I want her to stop, but she just wants my c***,
and i'm like oh nooo
cuz i just remembered that she has herpes,
oh i don't know!
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