Song Parodies -> Dirty Testing
"Dirty Dancing" Based on the performance by New Kids On The Block
"Dirty Testing" Parody by Llama Productions
Dir- Dirty Dancin, ahhh
Red Wine!!!! Wasn't into old ladies, forget about romancin, Cause i already got a girlfriend, Wasn't tryin to be flirty, i am never dirty, especially when she started runnin on me, With her ugly stanky mole, and her infected toe, And the nasty, ugly, fugly, terrible boday! Looked like she was a waste, she was looking for that test, And she wantin me to party No! This is crazy, shes like babee, im like no way I said Hell No, and i forgot the quiz, and she's my teacher, i said 6th grade teacher. she is so so ugly, just so ugly, and she wants me! She is so ugly, she starts effin, effin, my thing! I want her to stop, but she just wants my c***, and i'm like oh nooo cuz i just remembered that she has herpes, oh i don't know! Dir-dir-dir-dirty Testing, ahhh Dir-dir-dir-dirty Testing, ahhh Now i just wanna go away, but she says, "oh stay," i forgot my curfue was 8:30, My parents know that i be lyin, if i say, that i got stuck being raped at a middle school, never new that, that bein raped would, would not be a tiny lil mistake oh, gettin hotter by, my burnin eyes, once she takes her shirt off and now i can't breathe im like holy...!!!! No! This is crazy, shes like babee, im like get off me I said Hell No, and i forgot the quiz, and she's my teacher, i said 6th grade teacher. she is so so ugly, just so ugly, and she wants me! She is so ugly, she starts effin, effin, my thing! I want her to stop, but she just wants my c***, and i'm like oh nooo cuz i just remembered that she has herpes, oh i don't know! Now, i need to get the hell out of here, i need to tell my boys about my fear, But thanks for that so-called fun, it sure will give me a good laugh at home, Now imma tell the police your crime, so you can never own another dime, Oh and you need a tic-tac, and p.s. that sex was wack!!! No! This is crazy, shes like angry, im like sorray I said Hell No, this is your fault, and she's my teacher, i said 6th grade teacher. she is so so ugly, just so ugly, and she wanted me! She is so ugly, she started effin, effin, my thing! I want her to stop, but she just wants my c***, and i'm like oh nooo cuz i just remembered that she has herpes, oh i don't know! she is so so ugly, just so ugly, and she wanted me! She is so ugly, she started effin, effin, my thing! I want her to stop, but she just wants my c***, and i'm like oh nooo cuz i just remembered that she has herpes, oh i don't know! Your Vote Counts
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