Song Parodies -> Man, I Gotta Broken Schlong
"Mama I'm Coming Home" Based on the performance by Ozzy Osbourne
"Man, I Gotta Broken Schlong" Parody by Josh and Mike Yet Again, We continue this sad saga of our two friends, Josh and Mike, with another tale of a dirty man and helpless female victim.
Nuts are strained, my sheets are stained
Tryin to cum, but my dick is lame Man, I Got a Broken Schlong Squeeze my balls, would you please? Why don't help me try to dump my seed? God, I Got a Broken Schlong You Stuck It In And You Pulled It Out Yeah, you gave me a VD Cried not proud, I'm Screaming Loud From the fire thats in my pee. Anal won't hurt, you told me lies Butt so raw its gotten hives Man, I Gotta Swollen Schlong It Should be tight, this is wrong Hurts so bad, PULL OUT YOUR DONG Man, You Gotta Swollen Schlong Skanks I Love, like getting stoned They fuck ya in a stall But you're gonna take this hearthy bone I've just gotta nut in your jaw! I've ruined your face a dozen times Everytime you lick my balls And I won't wear out your Cunch-mine Yeah Cause Now I'm, Now I'm Gonna Fix My Schlong Fix My Schlong Doc's Took Me In, To cure me out Shot Penicillian In my Thighs The Cost I've paid, for getting laid Giving girls my sick creamy pies I've splattered your face a billion times Everytime I laugh so hard And Im gonna wear out your Cunch-mine Yeah Cause Now I've, Now I've fixed my Schlong Fixed my schlong!!!!!!!! Your Vote Counts
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