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Song Parodies -> California Pirates
"California Gurls" Based on the performance by Katy Perry
"California Pirates" Parody by Tancong Pham
Greetings newbies
Let's take a journey I know a beach Where the sand is really sharper One, hot and dry There must be somethin' in the water Lookin' here, and there Getting shot up by the Mexican (Again) The boys Break their necks getting shot up by the bullets (nearby) You could travel the world But nothing comes close to my gattling gun Once you go on with us You'll be getting scurvy and di-ie-ie-ie California pirate is unforgettable wooden leg and pistol in hand then his left hook wil, go to cut your throat Oooooh oh oooooh California pirate They're undeniable balck eyepatch over his left eye and his ship's so big you wouldn't miss it Oooooh oh oooooh Nuke, -ing the beach We don't mind that we are missing We kill In my ship them noobs in a massacre (Oh oh) You could travel the world But nothing comes close To my gattling gun Once you go on with us You'll be getting scruvy and die-ie-ie-ie-ie California pirate is unforgettable wooden leg and pistol in hand then his left hook wil, go to cut your throat Oooooh oh oooooh California pirate They're undeniable balck eyepatch over his left eye and his ship's so big you wouldn't miss it Oooooh oh oooooh load, lock charged and ready Fire it up ‘cause we're getting newbies Wow, wow west coast These are the noobs I love the most I mean the ones I mean like he's the one Shoot him Cut him Squeeze his guts The guys's a noob down on the beach and die on the beach I'm okay I won't play I love the Bay Just like I love L.A. Death Beach And Nuke Springs Killing spree is everything Canonballs Flying out All them noobs dying out Fire here, fire there Fire everywhere Just a king And a newbie Black Jack my laddies (Yeah) I wanna hear it mateys (Arr!) I'm all up on you 'Cause you representin' Pirates (Ohhh yeahh) California pirate is unforgettable wooden leg and pistol in hand then his left hook wil, go to cut your throat Oooooh oh oooooh California pirate They're undeniable balck eyepatch over his left eye and his ship's so big you wouldn't miss it Oooooh oh oooooh (Californiaaa, Californiaaa) (Californiaaa) (ha ha ha ha ha) I really wish You all could be California pirates (Californiaaa) Your Vote Counts
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ME TOM, AND CRAIG
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