Song Parodies -> Homey Got Sack
Original idea came from Lon (a legendary mainstay of WhatFreaks content) but, I had to "flesh it out" to full development, like a buttcheek of Mixalot's girlfriend
[two body builders with steroid-shrunk raisins conversing]
Oh, my, god. Chucky, look at his nuts. They are so big. [scoff] He looks like, one of those circus sideshows. But, you know, who understands those circus freaks? *scoff* They only got that way, because, He came down with elephantitis, 'kay? I mean, his nads, are just so big. I can't believe he can walk around, they're like, out there, and his - scrotum. Look! It's just this ... sack! I got big nuts and I cannot lie They're hangin' down past my thigh And when I step on stage for a Chippendale dance With a round bulge in my pants You get wet, wanna spread out your muff 'Cause you notice that crotch was stuffed Deep in the jeans I'm wearing You're hooked and you can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna teabag ya But that might gag ya Your homeboys tried to scorn me Cause these balls I got make chicks so horny Ooh, Lumps-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna tickle my twins? Well, use me, lube me, 'Cause my stones outweigh your boobies You've seen me dancin' My junk is entrancin' With sweat, wet, Loads are blowin' like a turbojet. I'm hired for magazines Sayin' shaved nuts are the thing Take the average straight man and ask him that He doesn't wax his sack So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Does your girlfriend suck your nuts? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to lick 'em! (lick 'em!) Stroke 'em! (Stroke 'em!) Please them hefty nuts! Homey got sack! (average dick with huge cojones!) Homey got sack! I've grown 'em round, and big, Looks like the nuts of a pig. I just can't dress myself, No undies hold my genitals! And that's not typical. I wanna get them on, So ugh, pull'em up, ugh, ugh! I ain't flauntin' for gay boys, My circus ain't got Siegfried or Roy. I'll wear'em real big and loosely And shave that itchy stubble So they'll have no trouble Chafin' when they're in the huddle. So you're watchin' boy band videos Fresh-faced metros singin' like 'moes You can have them Jo Bros Their nuts be smaller than Rolos. A word to the sperm bank visitors, I'm a contributor And there ain't none viriler! But I gotta be straight when I say that when I *cum* It will make our spawn Baby bump showin' on Abortionists won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to rape it and scrape it But with pregnant chicks I play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong Now let's get the procreation on So, ladies! {Yeah!} ladies! {Yeah} If you wanna fuck and have my babies {Yeah!} Then pull em down, whip em out, Even straight boys got to shout Homey got sack! Homey got sack! Yeah, baby ... when it comes to testicles, elephantitis ain't got nothin to do with my condition. 36 ounces apiece? Maybe when I was 13. So your girlfriend rolls a Hyundai, Yo I rocked that box last Sunday By Monday I had a boner and was back in her Hyundai Mi polla grande don't want none Unless you love nuts, hun You can do blow jobs or hummers, But don't ignore those balls Some brothers never play that "dad" role Use anal as their birth control So they wet it, tantalize it, And I pull up quick to fertilize it So pregnant chicks look fat? Well I'll get down with that! 'Cause your tits are full and your baby's kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout lickin.' To the man-thong ads in the magazines: I don't fit in this thing! Give me assistance, gonad resistance, Grip these and I'll go the distance. You say you just want to kiss? Gettin' pregnant gets you pissed? You can call it Onanism But I'll pull out quick to shoot jism Or ladies, if your man is down, And you're tired of gettin' knocked uptown, Dial 1-88-VASECTOMY And snip that vas in half Homey got sack! Homey got sack! Little does he diggle but he got much sack Little does he diggle but he got much sack Little does he diggle but he got much sack Little does he diggle but he got much sack Your Vote Counts
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I THINK THIS IS THE ONLY SIR MIX @ LOT SONG I KNOW
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THIS MAY BE YOUR BEST WORK EVER ANDREW
michaelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
my soul is so dirrrrrrrrrrrty + fire gear race
THIS IS SUPPOSED 2 BE MY SONG + SWIM TEAM RACE
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