Song Parodies -> Unthinkable (Cheerleader Anthem)
"Unthinkable (I'm Ready)" Based on the performance by Alicia Keys
"Unthinkable (Cheerleader Anthem)" Parody by Cameron Franklin
This is my version of Alicia Keys' song, "Unthinkable (I'm Ready)", and I hope all of you like it, so here it goes
I totally fucking don't know why people can prevent cheerleaders from having fun
It just ain't right

I'm going crazy over this, and I totally know that all of this is going to stop right now (this is going to stop right now)

Now, it is really time to let all of these cheerleaders shine
And, have a lot of fun all day and all night long
The reason why is I really cannot stand all of this drama, and tonight, this is about to really stop

These cheerleaders are ready and they aren't being steady
They like to do the unthinkable, these are the dreams that they are chasing

All I gotta say is they're ready (they're ready, they're ready)
Oh, yeah, I just said they're ready (they're ready, they're ready)

They like to fuck and get so rowdy all the time
And, that is just them

Ya'll need to realize that these cheerleaders aren't going to back down
And, all of you know it (all of you know it)

It only makes me fucking sick to my stomach
And, i'm about to throw up, and I mean it, plus i'm not playing right now

Stop treating the cheerleaders like they're totally innocent angels
From up above, i'm so fucking pissed at all of you right now

These cheerleaders are ready and they aren't being steady
They like to do the unthinkable, these are the dreams that they are chasing

I'm giving you the middle finger, because ya'll just don't care

All I gotta say is they're ready (they're ready, they're ready)
Oh, yeah, I just said they're ready (they're ready, they're ready)

I've been giving ya'll so many chances, now all you do is just break them
I just don't care anymore

I'm not gonna give ya'll one last time, because i'm letting these cheerleaders shine
And, the moment is now mine

These cheerleaders are ready and they aren't being steady
They like to do the unthinkable, these are the dreams that they are chasing

I'm giving you the middle finger, because ya'll just don't care

All I gotta say is they're ready (they're ready, they're ready)
Oh, yeah, I just said they're ready (they're ready, they're ready)

All I gotta say is they're ready (they're ready, they're ready)
Oh, yeah, I just said they're ready (they're ready, they're ready)
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