Song Parodies -> Cum With My Dildo
"Come To My Window" Based on the performance by Melissa Etheridge
"Cum With My Dildo" Parody by Lon
Don't try to lie, girls..................we know you love masturbation as much as we do
Keeping her legs open with a new remote control
She takes out Doc Johnson, and she thrusts it in her hole
It's better than a penis every time she has no date
Her neighbors hear the moaning when she starts to masturbate
She's so horny, she's so horny, she's so horny (and she says)

I cum with my dildo
It feels so good way up inside of my poon
Cum with my dildo, I could cum soon

Doesn't give a damn no more when no one isn't there
And she ain't shaving it no more, she's growin' out her hair
Never settles for the loosers she knows she can get
And she ain't wastin' no more time on the internet
Even though she's horny, she's so horny, she's so horny (and she says)

I cum with my dildo
It feels so good way up inside of my poon
Cum with my dildo, I could cum soon

She don't care if they hear
She don't care if they see
It'll give her an orgasm, guaranteed

Cum, cum, cum with my dildo
I could cum, I could cum, I could cum

Cum with my dildo
It feels so good way up inside of my poon
Cum with my dildo, I could cum soon
I could cum, I could cum, I could cum!

Cum with my dildo
It feels so good way up inside of my poon
Cum with my dildo, I could cum soon
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Doc Woody - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I always imagined in this song "I'm coming home" would be replaced with "I'm cumming... ohhhhh!" Still gave me a good laugh!
Cuttin D Cheese - August 09, 2019 - Report this comment
Tasty little word vittles
mike - July 17, 2022 - Report this comment
yes
mike - December 24, 2022 - Report this comment
si si si si good evening ladies and gentelmen welcome 2 our universe a universe alive with spirits that are sttrong sentual wild whimsical wisdom magical but right now letitbefunkyyeahyeahteahteahyeah drumssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss spacesuittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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SWIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMTEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - January 28, 2024 - Report this comment
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