Song Parodies -> Cum With My Dildo
"Come To My Window" Based on the performance by Melissa Etheridge
"Cum With My Dildo" Parody by Lon Don't try to lie, girls..................we know you love masturbation as much as we do
Keeping her legs open with a new remote control
She takes out Doc Johnson, and she thrusts it in her hole It's better than a penis every time she has no date Her neighbors hear the moaning when she starts to masturbate She's so horny, she's so horny, she's so horny (and she says) I cum with my dildo It feels so good way up inside of my poon Cum with my dildo, I could cum soon Doesn't give a damn no more when no one isn't there And she ain't shaving it no more, she's growin' out her hair Never settles for the loosers she knows she can get And she ain't wastin' no more time on the internet Even though she's horny, she's so horny, she's so horny (and she says) I cum with my dildo It feels so good way up inside of my poon Cum with my dildo, I could cum soon She don't care if they hear She don't care if they see It'll give her an orgasm, guaranteed Cum, cum, cum with my dildo I could cum, I could cum, I could cum Cum with my dildo It feels so good way up inside of my poon Cum with my dildo, I could cum soon I could cum, I could cum, I could cum! Cum with my dildo It feels so good way up inside of my poon Cum with my dildo, I could cum soon Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. I always imagined in this song "I'm coming home" would be replaced with "I'm cumming... ohhhhh!" Still gave me a good laugh!
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