David Cronenberg brings you more blood
His movies are filled with squick.
Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
As a quirky science guy.
Who unfortunately gets mutated into a human fly.

The gory mess, the sfx.
A David Cronenberg masterpiece.
Don't watch it when you're alone.
Hey Seth Brundle, what's wrong with you?
You're not the same guy from before..
You're becoming a human fly.

(Chorus:)
Nothing is as scary or as gory as The Fly.
Poor Jeff Goldblum mutating into a human fly.
A science experiment gone horribly wrong.
Geena Davis is worried about him.
Jeff Goldblum's mutating..

It's not for those who have weak stomaches.
It's cool but for even the bravest it's nightmare fuel.
It's full of Squick and transformation trauma.
Poor Jeff Goldblum is mutating into a fly..
He's becoming that creepy Brundlefly.

If you are brave enough to watch it, make my day.
Make sure you're not easily scared or offended.
The transformation trauma of Jeff becoming half human half fly.
All the agony and pain, it's enough to drive him insane.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Jeff Goldblum becomes a human fly.

(Chorus:)
Nothing is as scary or as gory as The Fly.
Poor Jeff Goldblum mutating into a human fly.
A science experiment gone horribly wrong.
Geena Davis is worried about him.
Jeff Goldblum's mutating..

A transformation trauma
Squicky and scary.
David Cronenberg does this best.
Poor Jeff Goldblum becomes a fly.

Jeff, what's wrong with you?
You're mutating.
It's totally gross.

Be afraid..
Be afraid..
Be afraid..
Be afraid, be very afraid..
Eeek! It's Brundlefly!

(Chorus:)
Nothing is as scary or as gory as The Fly.
Poor Jeff Goldblum mutating into a human fly.
A science experiment gone horribly wrong.
Geena Davis is worried about him.
Jeff Goldblum's mutating..