Song Parodies -> My Neck, My Back (Lick It)
"My Neck, My Back (Lick It)" Based on the performance by Khia
"My Neck, My Back (Lick It)" Parody by Nicholas Grimes
This parody was not meant to 'flow'. The idea was to take the lyrics and make them more complex and technical. The original meaning of the song is essentially intact, it's just sung with different words.
Attention, all baby-birthing bitches: please flex your vaginal canals like so!
Gyrate your pelvis, without arrest, and aim properly with regards to your target.
Attention, all baby-birthing bitches: please flex your vaginal canals like so!
Gyrate your pelvis, without arrest, and aim properly with regards to your target.
Simply perform the actions, commence, commence, commence, commence post-haste!
Perform cunnilingus and inhale this feline, as recommended!
This moment, perform magnificent cunnilingus.
Inhale this feline, as recommended!
My spinal cord terminus, my dorsal side,
Throttle your tongue viciously upon my feminine caverns and crevasse,

My spinal cord terminus, my dorsal side,
Throttle your tongue viciously upon my feminine caverns and crevasse,
My spinal cord terminus, my dorsal side,
Throttle your tongue viciously upon my feminine caverns and crevasse,
My spinal cord terminus, my dorsal side,
Throttle your tongue viciously upon my feminine caverns and crevasse,
My spinal cord terminus, my dorsal side,
Throttle your tongue viciously upon my feminine caverns and crevasse,

Initially you must work your upper spine into ecstatic synchronism with my hip-pumping
Do not arrest, simply lash me, whip me
Afterwards, you swirl your palatal whip, from my crevasse forward into my vaginal walls
Then you suffocate my vagina until I begin to quake and violently erupt vaginal juices, my African-American gentile.
Make sure that my non-existent testicles explode profusely, my midnight magistrate
Leaving ejaculate upon your visage & embedded in your mustache
Vaccuum me leisurely and cause me much erotic pleasure
The most proper vaginal cleansing comes from a hood nigga
The pile-driver pleasing, of great girth and fortitude
Intense and unhurried pleasure-making until the anus of the morn
Grimacing as climax nears.
We continue relenting to our savage instincts as the moon rises high,
Blacked out when the sun does rise

So, perform cunnilingus, perform it well
Inhale this feline, as recommended!
This moment, perform cunnilingus
Inhale this feline, as recommended!

[Chorus]
My spinal cord terminus, my dorsal side,
Throttle your tongue viciously upon my feminine caverns and crevasse,
My spinal cord terminus, my dorsal side,
Throttle your tongue viciously upon my feminine caverns and crevasse,

Perhaps you spin rims of 5.08 decimeters, and you may have a multitude of Cleveland's
However, penetrate that, ebony acquaintance, lean on your patellae
Sluts of similar stature issue vociferous love pangs from their oral cavities
Sharolaid knows what the **** I'm talking”bout
At the dancing establishments, of such strong, clean scent and of untarnished body
Slovenlies are jealous of my frontal baggage that is causing much male arousal
Boiling in an orderly fashion, on verte
With a dimension on my frontal lobe, so vicious
I must choose the mistress maestro that I dearly require
To engulf a hoodlum, mutha'fukka cause me adequate pleasure pangs
Try me urban youth, Khia shall show you the error of your ways
Those other cunts have not defecated upon me!

So, perform cunnilingus, perform it well
Inhale this feline, as recommended!
This moment, perform cunnilingus
Inhale this feline, as recommended!

My spinal cord terminus, my dorsal side,
Throttle your tongue viciously upon my feminine caverns and crevasse,
My spinal cord terminus, my dorsal side,
Throttle your tongue viciously upon my feminine caverns and crevasse.

So, perform cunnilingus, perform it well
Inhale this feline, as recommended!
This moment, perform cunnilingus
Inhale this feline, as recommended!

My spinal cord terminus, my dorsal side,
Throttle your tongue viciously upon my feminine caverns and crevasse,
My spinal cord terminus, my dorsal side,
Throttle your tongue viciously upon my feminine caverns and crevasse.

[Chorus repeats x10]
Copyright Nicholas Grimes and Thomas Roberts 2010
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