Song Parodies -> I'm Poor
"I'm Yours" Based on the performance by Jason Mraz
"I'm Poor" Parody by Chris R Maldonado I hope you like it. I'm just a kid from New York and I'm heavily inspired by "Weird Al". I don't know if this will help me, but it never hurts to try.
Well sure I'm quite disgusting
And I smell like rancid turkey But that doesn't give you the right To be so freakin' jerkey If you could only spare a moment of your time Then maybe I can make it by little by little I would work for you for 37 hours for a skittle If you could only spare a couple of your dimes I eat garbage off the floor in public areas I'm poor Well open u your wallet and give ME A buck, a 5, a 10, or a 20 Open up your wallet you'll find, bucks bucks bucks Do you happen to have an extra oreo? A muffin, a twinkie, or a cheerio? I will do anything for buck bucks bucks bucks BUCKS I just want some food, I'm hungrier than Rosies thighs I'm poor If I dont eat soon, I will have to eat my own face I'm poor (SOLO) Maybe if I polished up my clothes And got some shoeses (pronounced shoo-zez) And maybe washed my hair just to maintain the illusion Then maybe I could get a job That could be a Prob-lem I'm gonna have to forge a lot of working papers No screw it maybe I can be a caped crusader Damn it that cost money too Who else could this happen to I'm so poor, I cant afford food at a soup kitchen I'm poor My main course today is hot air with a side of rock I'm sure but Whats that on the floor a lottery ticket that won Oh HOLY CRAP I would like to cash this ticket in how much is mine? Absolutely nothin! It appears to be a gag ticket, it's just a prank What kind-of-jack-ass-would-make-some-thing-so-damn-horrible? Sadistic People http://www.redsweaterproductions.webs.com
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